Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
30 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
Wicked scratches an itch for the femslash people because it does a gender flipped version of that thing a lot of shounen anime do where the relationship between the same gender main characters is a bond stronger than all of space and time and the opposite gender love interest is there also I guess
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wicked scratches an itch for the femslash people because it does a gender flipped version of that thing a lot of shounen anime do where the relationship between the same gender main characters is a bond stronger than all of space and time and the opposite gender love interest is there also I guess
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
Would you still love me if I was the God Emperor of Dune?
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Would you still love me if I was the God Emperor of Dune?
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
The only problem with coming to Seattle in the fall is that it's too cold out to see the nudist puppy girls ☹️
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The only problem with coming to Seattle in the fall is that it's too cold out to see the nudist puppy girls ☹️
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I wonder if Palmer thinks about things like "if I was more like the other Mejiro girls would Helios want to be more than just friends?" since I feel like a lot of the higher-class Mejiros (like Mcqueen and Ardan) have that same ojou-sama vibe that Ruby has...
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wonder if Palmer thinks about things like "if I was more like the other Mejiro girls would Helios want to be more than just friends?" since I feel like a lot of the higher-class Mejiros (like Mcqueen and Ardan) have that same ojou-sama vibe that Ruby has...
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okay i think i enjoy Agnes Digital's story mode the most now
i thought you were just comic relief but there's so much more....
i thought you were just comic relief but there's so much more....
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
okay i think i enjoy Agnes Digital's story mode the most now
i thought you were just comic relief but there's so much more....
i thought you were just comic relief but there's so much more....
IT IS TIME TO FUCKING HIMEJOSHI OUT!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
IT IS TIME TO FUCKING HIMEJOSHI OUT!!!!
I don't believe in like 99% of "anti aging" procedures so I think to some extent all Botox is a scam but if you're getting Botox under the age of ~50 you're really, REALLY getting scammed
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I don't believe in like 99% of "anti aging" procedures so I think to some extent all Botox is a scam but if you're getting Botox under the age of ~50 you're really, REALLY getting scammed
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
>studies with ChatGPT
>asks a psychic if she'll pass the exam
gee I wonder why she failed
>asks a psychic if she'll pass the exam
gee I wonder why she failed
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
>studies with ChatGPT
>asks a psychic if she'll pass the exam
gee I wonder why she failed
>asks a psychic if she'll pass the exam
gee I wonder why she failed
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Gold City: 1st place in my heart 🩷
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Gold City: 1st place in my heart 🩷
As a woman, the second most lesbian thing you can do is fall in love with another woman. The most lesbian thing you can do is make a zine.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
As a woman, the second most lesbian thing you can do is fall in love with another woman. The most lesbian thing you can do is make a zine.
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard
Very funny to me that a lot of music critics are super harsh on Laufey because she says she makes jazz even though what she's actually making is essentially retro pop music. It'd be like if someone baked a really delicious cake but inexplicably entered it in a pie contest and got a bad score
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Very funny to me that a lot of music critics are super harsh on Laufey because she says she makes jazz even though what she's actually making is essentially retro pop music. It'd be like if someone baked a really delicious cake but inexplicably entered it in a pie contest and got a bad score
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Me when I see something that's more than I can chew
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me when I see something that's more than I can chew
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helipalmer; listen. palmer falling for helios is a no-brainer. her calling helios "my sun" is an indirect way of conveying those feelings bc palmer is so used to running away. the underlying dynamic is "you saved me in ways you'll never know"
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
helipalmer; listen. palmer falling for helios is a no-brainer. her calling helios "my sun" is an indirect way of conveying those feelings bc palmer is so used to running away. the underlying dynamic is "you saved me in ways you'll never know"
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
I'm not giving any props to Brianna Wu for a variety of reasons but I will say this is kind of the perfect encapsulation of the uselessness of negotiating with right wingers and why so many people like me have such a seething hatred for people who act like moderation is the only way to win
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm not giving any props to Brianna Wu for a variety of reasons but I will say this is kind of the perfect encapsulation of the uselessness of negotiating with right wingers and why so many people like me have such a seething hatred for people who act like moderation is the only way to win
I've grown to like a lot of things about LA after living here for so long, but you will NEVER catch me rooting for the Dodgers. Even as someone who doesn't pay attention to baseball I can tell that they are one of those sports teams whose success is an omen of darkness and misery.
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I've grown to like a lot of things about LA after living here for so long, but you will NEVER catch me rooting for the Dodgers. Even as someone who doesn't pay attention to baseball I can tell that they are one of those sports teams whose success is an omen of darkness and misery.