Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
30 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard
Me when I see something that's more than I can chew
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me when I see something that's more than I can chew
I think about this comic a LOT x.com/baryumejuya/...
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think about this comic a LOT x.com/baryumejuya/...
When the horny art or fanfic of a character I like depicts them significantly OOC
October 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When the horny art or fanfic of a character I like depicts them significantly OOC
The giant minion on top of Universal Studios is the Los Angeles version of The Eyes of Doctor TJ Eckleburg
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The giant minion on top of Universal Studios is the Los Angeles version of The Eyes of Doctor TJ Eckleburg
"Japanese Margaret Thatcher" is a terrifying concept, their economy is about to hit levels of hyper-capitalist bullshit that only Rothbard could dream up
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Japanese Margaret Thatcher" is a terrifying concept, their economy is about to hit levels of hyper-capitalist bullshit that only Rothbard could dream up
Democratic consultants and pundits are genuinely the dumbest people on the planet like you pivoted to the right to appeal to moderates and lost so obviously the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to moderates and then you lose so the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to mo
September 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Democratic consultants and pundits are genuinely the dumbest people on the planet like you pivoted to the right to appeal to moderates and lost so obviously the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to moderates and then you lose so the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to mo
I am never getting this lucky again
September 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am never getting this lucky again
"ANTI-ICE" written on a shell casing in marker is giving me some real "BLACKS RULE" vibes
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"ANTI-ICE" written on a shell casing in marker is giving me some real "BLACKS RULE" vibes
Gold Ship is the most relatable Uma because she feels a deep, unshakable need to be doing a bit at all times
September 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gold Ship is the most relatable Uma because she feels a deep, unshakable need to be doing a bit at all times
The life of a retired Umamusume
August 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The life of a retired Umamusume
Just learned that horse breeders make these absurd "graphic design is my passion" ass posters to advertise their studs and now I really wanna see these but with Umas
August 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just learned that horse breeders make these absurd "graphic design is my passion" ass posters to advertise their studs and now I really wanna see these but with Umas
one of the lowkey craziest tiktok audios is "roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig" cause it's from a Shane Dawson song parody where he did blackface in the video and the original is the song where Nicki Minaj tells people to kill themselves
August 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
one of the lowkey craziest tiktok audios is "roll up to the party in my crazy pink wig" cause it's from a Shane Dawson song parody where he did blackface in the video and the original is the song where Nicki Minaj tells people to kill themselves
Unfortunately, homophobia is very funny sometimes
July 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Unfortunately, homophobia is very funny sometimes
Flying this flag outside Kanye's house
July 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Flying this flag outside Kanye's house
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
June 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
least insane tumblr anon
June 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
least insane tumblr anon
U.S./Canadian mutuals afraid to cross the border to see each other IRL
May 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
U.S./Canadian mutuals afraid to cross the border to see each other IRL
they're made for each other
May 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
they're made for each other
underwear for furry artists
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
underwear for furry artists
Just learned about "breaking up the massing", which is the idea that, to make large bldgs less "obtrusive" they should feature a variety of claddings, roof heights and setbacks to make them look smaller. Which is why our cities are now filled with "unobtrusive" structures like these bad boys:
March 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Just learned about "breaking up the massing", which is the idea that, to make large bldgs less "obtrusive" they should feature a variety of claddings, roof heights and setbacks to make them look smaller. Which is why our cities are now filled with "unobtrusive" structures like these bad boys:
Me: *watching something with my wife*
Wife: This reminds me of Eridan
Me: *physically restraining myself from referencing this tweet*:
Wife: This reminds me of Eridan
Me: *physically restraining myself from referencing this tweet*:
March 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me: *watching something with my wife*
Wife: This reminds me of Eridan
Me: *physically restraining myself from referencing this tweet*:
Wife: This reminds me of Eridan
Me: *physically restraining myself from referencing this tweet*: