A Dorkus Malorkus
@dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social
what a terrible day to know how to read
I think Russian Olive to Red King is probably my favourite thing that the Immonens have ever done but it chokes me up every time I read it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I think Russian Olive to Red King is probably my favourite thing that the Immonens have ever done but it chokes me up every time I read it.
when the sunbeam hits just right
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
when the sunbeam hits just right
no modern colorist would have the guts to do a solid hot pink background like this (and it probably hurt the eyes a lot less once the newsprint absorbed some of the brightness)
January 31, 2026 at 9:16 PM
no modern colorist would have the guts to do a solid hot pink background like this (and it probably hurt the eyes a lot less once the newsprint absorbed some of the brightness)
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I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
Re-read Imperial tonight.
It's better in one sitting than it was monthly but still not to my liking. Feel like a different artist might have done better.
The art wasn't clearly telling it's part of the story to me, and when the captions/narration are telling a different story, it just doesn't work.
It's better in one sitting than it was monthly but still not to my liking. Feel like a different artist might have done better.
The art wasn't clearly telling it's part of the story to me, and when the captions/narration are telling a different story, it just doesn't work.
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Re-read Imperial tonight.
It's better in one sitting than it was monthly but still not to my liking. Feel like a different artist might have done better.
The art wasn't clearly telling it's part of the story to me, and when the captions/narration are telling a different story, it just doesn't work.
It's better in one sitting than it was monthly but still not to my liking. Feel like a different artist might have done better.
The art wasn't clearly telling it's part of the story to me, and when the captions/narration are telling a different story, it just doesn't work.
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January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
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🩵 Have a fantastic weekend! 🤍
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
🩵 Have a fantastic weekend! 🤍
Part of my job is shipping stuff to customers and some of them will call like the day after a blizzard and ask why their parcel didn't come and I'm always just like "boy I fucking wonder. It's a mystery."
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Part of my job is shipping stuff to customers and some of them will call like the day after a blizzard and ask why their parcel didn't come and I'm always just like "boy I fucking wonder. It's a mystery."
was just reminded Raz Malhotra, aka Giant-Man, is a character that exists
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
was just reminded Raz Malhotra, aka Giant-Man, is a character that exists
Literally happens at any and every group meeting I've ever attended.
“I have a question and by ‘a question’ I mean a long rambling personal story about myself.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Literally happens at any and every group meeting I've ever attended.
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I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed
This old Thor figure looks like cosplay John Cena doing "you can't see me"
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
This old Thor figure looks like cosplay John Cena doing "you can't see me"
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#78 Metamorpho - Ink and gouache on 13 x 19 bristol
#metamorpho
#metamorpho
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
#78 Metamorpho - Ink and gouache on 13 x 19 bristol
#metamorpho
#metamorpho
going to start posting whatever random things i have saved
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
going to start posting whatever random things i have saved
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damn, declan shalvey possibly donating 400 dollars to the human goblin glinner would be nasty work.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
January 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
damn, declan shalvey possibly donating 400 dollars to the human goblin glinner would be nasty work.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
i suppose its none of my business other than the fact that i support trans people and glinner's entire existence is to do the exact opposite so donating a single cent to him would be disgusting imo.
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
been trying to read every inhumans comic and i'm up to civil war ii and it actually started better than i remembered but it gets so dumb so fast that i think i got whiplash
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
been trying to read every inhumans comic and i'm up to civil war ii and it actually started better than i remembered but it gets so dumb so fast that i think i got whiplash
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mother-in-law put on the 1st tobey maguire spider-man movie but she's doing that thing where she plays with the volume like it's a fidget toy so i might have to leave the room before i say something i shouldn't
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
mother-in-law put on the 1st tobey maguire spider-man movie but she's doing that thing where she plays with the volume like it's a fidget toy so i might have to leave the room before i say something i shouldn't
whenever a new inhumans comic comes out and the characters are all like "who could be behind this evil plot?"
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
whenever a new inhumans comic comes out and the characters are all like "who could be behind this evil plot?"
13 yo asked me to raise the age restrictions on his netflix profile so he could watch the Flash tv show and now I have to explain that I don't want him watching those kinds of shows (bad ones)
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
13 yo asked me to raise the age restrictions on his netflix profile so he could watch the Flash tv show and now I have to explain that I don't want him watching those kinds of shows (bad ones)
my MIL asked my wife the other day to show her how to use a stationary cycling thing she bought.
wife: oh, it's really easy, you just-
MIL, cutting her off: you know i don't understand this shit. you'll have to show me.
but it's literally just put your feet on it and start cycling. nothing more.
wife: oh, it's really easy, you just-
MIL, cutting her off: you know i don't understand this shit. you'll have to show me.
but it's literally just put your feet on it and start cycling. nothing more.
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
my MIL asked my wife the other day to show her how to use a stationary cycling thing she bought.
wife: oh, it's really easy, you just-
MIL, cutting her off: you know i don't understand this shit. you'll have to show me.
but it's literally just put your feet on it and start cycling. nothing more.
wife: oh, it's really easy, you just-
MIL, cutting her off: you know i don't understand this shit. you'll have to show me.
but it's literally just put your feet on it and start cycling. nothing more.