Chris
@dopeyrunr.bsky.social
🏃♂️ Runner ✍ Writer 📚 Reader 🏰 Fan of Disney World ⚾ Mets 🥄 Peanut butter I ate expired salad dressing in 2016 and survived. 🏳️⚧️🏳🌈Ally He/Him/His
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You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow
chicagoshovels.org
chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow
chicagoshovels.org
chicagoshovels.org
My heart is broken for the parents and children whose families were just torn apart.
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My heart is broken for the parents and children whose families were just torn apart.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
brb probably getting a 72 hour ban for describing how I fell into a burning ring of fire
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
brb probably getting a 72 hour ban for describing how I fell into a burning ring of fire
If you see this post an egg
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If you see this post an egg
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
In before RFK Jr presents his even less-credible findings.
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In before RFK Jr presents his even less-credible findings.
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Are you tryna tell me you've never heard of corn sweats?
July 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Are you tryna tell me you've never heard of corn sweats?
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Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
@gizmodo.com Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, just stop it with the "almost free."
July 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
@gizmodo.com Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, just stop it with the "almost free."
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Love to use the furnace on the unofficial start of summer.
May 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Love to use the furnace on the unofficial start of summer.
100 Beegle Beagles or 1 Grape Ape
April 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
100 Beegle Beagles or 1 Grape Ape
with so much going on in the news it's impossible to pay attention to it all so they thought they could sneak this one past us in a friday night news dump nice try goopers we see you
April 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
with so much going on in the news it's impossible to pay attention to it all so they thought they could sneak this one past us in a friday night news dump nice try goopers we see you
It's international tourism, Michael, what could it cost? $2.3 trillion?
Trump on the steep drop in international tourism to the US: "It's not a big deal"
April 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It's international tourism, Michael, what could it cost? $2.3 trillion?
