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The Sword of Domi-cles
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Gal by the name of Domi wanders these parts. She/her. Minneapolis-adjacent, Minnesota, United States.
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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songs used to be about taking your sweetie to the ice cream parlor but nowadays they are all about the delicate scrimshaw patterns found on the bones of a beached leviathan
May 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me in the work chat: "Regular Chex mix is definitely good, but cheddar Chex mix is the one I would put in my will to have me buried with it like a pharaoh so it can sustain me during my adventures in the afterlife"
My coworker: "I think technically you could put this in your health care directive."
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He does have that wetly placental glow about him
Peter Thiel looks like a mcnugget with all the breading pulled off.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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“Frog,” said Toad, “Where are you?” There was still no answer.

“Frog, what have I done?” cried Toad.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I can't pick a favorite track between Juniper or My System Is Nervous
My partner released his first personal music project today! It's space rock and I love it. Pls give a small artist the algorithm boost linktr.ee/senecathedead
Seneca the Dead | Instagram | Linktree
Minneapolis based space rock project Seneca the Dead.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My partner released his first personal music project today! It's space rock and I love it. Pls give a small artist the algorithm boost linktr.ee/senecathedead
Seneca the Dead | Instagram | Linktree
Minneapolis based space rock project Seneca the Dead.
linktr.ee
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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if the governor was a real silly billy you'd call them goobernatorial
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sleeping is like fast forwarding through being sick, which makes it suck even more when you're sick AND you can't sleep
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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My new song is now streaming everywhere! Santa, if you’re up there, all I’m asking for this year is a lucrative international holiday hit. Sincerely, signed Bradley. PS: like as big or bigger than Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’ thank you love ya distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I suppose I should add for non-Minnesotans that whipping a shitty is skidding your car 180 degrees, so whipping shitties is doing at least one donut, in the parlance of you commoners
It's a gyattdamn winter wonderland out there! The kind of driving that makes you want to whip shitties
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It's a gyattdamn winter wonderland out there! The kind of driving that makes you want to whip shitties
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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I found a tiny octopus on the tide pool🐙✨️

Small as it is, it’s every bit an octopus ... and absolutely adorable!!

It even shoots ink🫧 ͛.*
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM