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It’s Friday the 13th at Ulta beauty at Easton marketplace in Columbus, Ohio and I have a lot of appointments available today if anybody needs a haircut
614-473-9146 is the phone number
614-473-9146 is the phone number
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It’s Friday the 13th at Ulta beauty at Easton marketplace in Columbus, Ohio and I have a lot of appointments available today if anybody needs a haircut
614-473-9146 is the phone number
614-473-9146 is the phone number
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Two sentence apocalypse story with a happy ending.
My grandchildren inherited the emergency rations I'd stored up for the end. Last week they put it on display in a museum.
My grandchildren inherited the emergency rations I'd stored up for the end. Last week they put it on display in a museum.
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Two sentence apocalypse story with a happy ending.
My grandchildren inherited the emergency rations I'd stored up for the end. Last week they put it on display in a museum.
My grandchildren inherited the emergency rations I'd stored up for the end. Last week they put it on display in a museum.
Sometimes it feels like too much and then I get to see a video of dogs being told they’re being adopted and they get to go home. ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Sometimes it feels like too much and then I get to see a video of dogs being told they’re being adopted and they get to go home. ❤️
Dear skin,
Thanks for all the free pimples. It sure was a surprise to wake up to this morning. 🩷
Thanks for all the free pimples. It sure was a surprise to wake up to this morning. 🩷
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Dear skin,
Thanks for all the free pimples. It sure was a surprise to wake up to this morning. 🩷
Thanks for all the free pimples. It sure was a surprise to wake up to this morning. 🩷
I love how Alice In Chains sound like a dirty glam rock band in some songs. There’s just this grit and bounce to them like We Die Young.
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I love how Alice In Chains sound like a dirty glam rock band in some songs. There’s just this grit and bounce to them like We Die Young.
Jorking your peanour is a form of exercise if you do it right.
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Jorking your peanour is a form of exercise if you do it right.
When you’re telling everyone how many inches of snow you got make sure you measure from underneath so you’ll get as big of a measurement as you can. Stop looking at me like that.
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 AM
When you’re telling everyone how many inches of snow you got make sure you measure from underneath so you’ll get as big of a measurement as you can. Stop looking at me like that.
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Love my hubby's guitar and bass. 🥰🥰🥰❤️♥️
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Love my hubby's guitar and bass. 🥰🥰🥰❤️♥️
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Amazing
Is… is that a MCDM/Draw Steel ad on GRINDR?
We truly are in the Golden Age of TTRPGs.
We truly are in the Golden Age of TTRPGs.
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Amazing
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People will say you aren't queer cos you're in a straight passing relationship 🤷♀️
Alright, but you get zero bitches, does that make you asexual?
😘
Alright, but you get zero bitches, does that make you asexual?
😘
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
People will say you aren't queer cos you're in a straight passing relationship 🤷♀️
Alright, but you get zero bitches, does that make you asexual?
😘
Alright, but you get zero bitches, does that make you asexual?
😘
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𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚
"Mama I'm Coming Home with solo at the end 🖤 A tribute to the greatest and the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy."
"Mama I'm Coming Home with solo at the end 🖤 A tribute to the greatest and the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy."
August 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚
"Mama I'm Coming Home with solo at the end 🖤 A tribute to the greatest and the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy."
"Mama I'm Coming Home with solo at the end 🖤 A tribute to the greatest and the prince of darkness, R.I.P Ozzy."
I’m proud of myself
"The nuts are the ass of the dick"
-my friend Jake
-my friend Jake
August 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I’m proud of myself
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Some of your life's best days haven't even happened yet. You have not seen it all. You have not felt it all. There are more people for you to meet, places to see and "firsts" to experience ❤️
July 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Some of your life's best days haven't even happened yet. You have not seen it all. You have not felt it all. There are more people for you to meet, places to see and "firsts" to experience ❤️
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he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
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"Asexual people can have sex too"
Yes, however this cannot be the only thing we talk about, because there are significant amount of asexual people who do not and will never have sex.
We should never erase/deny their reality.
We should support the entire spectrum of Asexuality.
Yes, however this cannot be the only thing we talk about, because there are significant amount of asexual people who do not and will never have sex.
We should never erase/deny their reality.
We should support the entire spectrum of Asexuality.
July 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"Asexual people can have sex too"
Yes, however this cannot be the only thing we talk about, because there are significant amount of asexual people who do not and will never have sex.
We should never erase/deny their reality.
We should support the entire spectrum of Asexuality.
Yes, however this cannot be the only thing we talk about, because there are significant amount of asexual people who do not and will never have sex.
We should never erase/deny their reality.
We should support the entire spectrum of Asexuality.
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downloading this before a flight is solidarity
June 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
downloading this before a flight is solidarity
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just heard that BRIAN WILSON has left this timeline and dang it hits hard. there are so many thoughts trotting through my mind, but id like to take a moment to talk about my personal connection to this and what brian wilsons music meant to me, so bear with me buckaroos.
June 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
just heard that BRIAN WILSON has left this timeline and dang it hits hard. there are so many thoughts trotting through my mind, but id like to take a moment to talk about my personal connection to this and what brian wilsons music meant to me, so bear with me buckaroos.
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Happy killdozer day to all who who observe
June 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Happy killdozer day to all who who observe
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Alright. This will be a thread. But I think it's worth it. There's a guy named Christian Bök. He's a Canadian poet. I know, not that interesting, yet.
BUT, he did achieve immortality more than any author, politician or scientist ever in the history of the earth. Let's talk.
BUT, he did achieve immortality more than any author, politician or scientist ever in the history of the earth. Let's talk.
June 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Alright. This will be a thread. But I think it's worth it. There's a guy named Christian Bök. He's a Canadian poet. I know, not that interesting, yet.
BUT, he did achieve immortality more than any author, politician or scientist ever in the history of the earth. Let's talk.
BUT, he did achieve immortality more than any author, politician or scientist ever in the history of the earth. Let's talk.
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please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE NOSE BY MY SEASONAL ALLERGIES out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBS9NDGS/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
June 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE NOSE BY MY SEASONAL ALLERGIES out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBS9NDGS/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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If you're one of those guys who would kill for their loved ones, good for you. So is almost everyone.
And I'm sorry to say, that's an almost useless trait.
It might be nice if it were that simple, but try also becoming the guy who will live for them. Ideally, while doing dishes and laundry.
And I'm sorry to say, that's an almost useless trait.
It might be nice if it were that simple, but try also becoming the guy who will live for them. Ideally, while doing dishes and laundry.
June 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you're one of those guys who would kill for their loved ones, good for you. So is almost everyone.
And I'm sorry to say, that's an almost useless trait.
It might be nice if it were that simple, but try also becoming the guy who will live for them. Ideally, while doing dishes and laundry.
And I'm sorry to say, that's an almost useless trait.
It might be nice if it were that simple, but try also becoming the guy who will live for them. Ideally, while doing dishes and laundry.