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“If support for incumbent the president is now a condition of enforcing federal law, Congress should defund DOJ,”
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”DOJ should only exist if it’s nonpartisan. Too dangerous to liberty otherwise”
(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Conservative National Review Journalist—and Former Chief Assistant United States Attorney—Calls for the Department of Justice (Repeat, the Department of Justice) to Be Defunded Over Politicization, Weaponization and Corruption

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Fox News guest shreds DOJ lawyer for recruiting pro-Trump prosecutors
Former federal prosecutor fires back at ex-DHS official soliciting Trump loyalists for top roles
www.independent.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
My psychedelic dream babe!
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Crazy that the game-winning TD was on the opening kickoff, everything else was running up the score
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Sam’s a baller” - Ernest Jones IV, Linebacker, Seattle Seahawks

Quite literally and figuratively.

#nfl #seattle #seahawks #nfcdivisionalplayoff #football
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 AM
“We play for each other” - Grey Zabel, Guard (Seattle Seahawks)

This is the way. Go Hawks!

#seattle #seahawks #nfl #greyzabel #nfcdivisionalplayoff
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Monster Rally at Barboza last night was a nice way to forget about January for a while. #monsterrally #seattle #barboza @angelsteadman.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨

The Free America Walkout is now in ALL 50 states. Find one nearest you at freeameri.ca #FreeAmerica
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Here are some examples (from the Uffizi Galleries in Florence, Italy) of how the modern era has inserted itself into our pasts already:
1. Rocky Balboa (1st and 16th centuries)
2. Rock-Hard Mark Zuckerburg (16th century)

#classicalart #renaissanceart #modernart #whatisnewisoldagain #spanningtime
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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The two best Christmas song sub-genres are “Christmas is sad, actually” and “I want to fuck Santa.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The shower beer - elevated
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Kicking off our Italy trip with an Icelandic hot spring layover to recharge first
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Happy Hay-a-days, ya barnyard animals!
White House Touts Affordability Of Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes https://theonion.com/white-house-touts-affordability-of-hay-based-thanksgiving-dishes/
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Such great sumo from this new up and coming talent! From his debut just two years ago, this was the 2nd fastest yusho (championship win) in sumo history! And he’s the first Ukrainian to ever win a basho!
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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If you want to know why a federal court struck down Texas' new congressional map, read this. It is an amazing example of Trump's DOJ utter incompetence. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump DOJ’s ‘Ham-Fisted’ Letter Key to Ruling Blocking Texas Gerrymander
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
New hobby unlocked! Hello, bonsai!
#bonsai #pacificnw #nana #juniperusprocumbens #gardenjuniper
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Seattle Seahawks are really on a roll this season. Rebuild seems to be working as planned!
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM