darren s. pumpkins
@djschwin.me
I really just want to post about movies and shows if everyone could act right for 5 seconds. Upstate New York Capital Region, via Jackson, Mississippi.
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When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
On a road trip, which means it’s time to revive my feud with the World Dryer brand of hand dryers I encounter in restrooms along this country’s interstate system
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
On a road trip, which means it’s time to revive my feud with the World Dryer brand of hand dryers I encounter in restrooms along this country’s interstate system
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I really enjoyed this documentary! I’ve been interested in Caro’s dedication since reading an article in Esquire about his LBJ series. The partnership between editing and writing is well explored in this. Living in NY state now, I have more curiosity about the Power Broker.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I really enjoyed this documentary! I’ve been interested in Caro’s dedication since reading an article in Esquire about his LBJ series. The partnership between editing and writing is well explored in this. Living in NY state now, I have more curiosity about the Power Broker.
I have the same reaction to this as I do the horror movie “Talk To Me”
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I have the same reaction to this as I do the horror movie “Talk To Me”
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One of the stronger arguments for this is that Trump's anti-environment policies mean the proposed county will be among the first parts or Florida to sink beneath the rising sea levels he helped bring about 👍
A #Florida woman has launched a campaign to carve out barrier islands stretching from St. Augustine to Ponce Inlet and create a new FL county named after President Convicted Felon. www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/s...
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One of the stronger arguments for this is that Trump's anti-environment policies mean the proposed county will be among the first parts or Florida to sink beneath the rising sea levels he helped bring about 👍
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
I’m excited for the Stargate fans out there getting a new series announcement, and remain faithful that the Expanse will get its story continued onscreen someday
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m excited for the Stargate fans out there getting a new series announcement, and remain faithful that the Expanse will get its story continued onscreen someday
Entering head-to-toe sherpa-lined clothes from Sam’s season
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Entering head-to-toe sherpa-lined clothes from Sam’s season
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*deep sigh*
what's a BofA guarantee?
what's a BofA guarantee?
Bank of America provided a letter of credit for Harvard University, a step required by the Trump administration for it to participate in the federal student aid program after officials alleged the US’s richest school is in a position of financial instability.
Harvard Gets a $36 Million BofA Guarantee That Trump Demanded
Bank of America Corp. provided a letter of credit for Harvard University, a step required by the Trump administration for it to participate in the federal student aid program after officials alleged the US’s richest school is in a position of financial instability.
bloom.bg
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
*deep sigh*
what's a BofA guarantee?
what's a BofA guarantee?
Bell peppers look like they come from another planet when you open one up and look inside
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bell peppers look like they come from another planet when you open one up and look inside
Team USA Curling trials are on Peacock right now if anyone is into that sort of thing
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Team USA Curling trials are on Peacock right now if anyone is into that sort of thing
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Localized entirely within your kitchen?
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Upstate NY we’ve got Aurora on a beautiful clear night
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Upstate NY we’ve got Aurora on a beautiful clear night
[Hideo Kojima voice] My family played trivia tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
[Hideo Kojima voice] My family played trivia tonight.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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wrote about PATRIOT, a double great show, over at @rollingstone.com for its anniversary, with thoughts from Steven Conrad, Terry O’Quinn, and Kurtwood Smith: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Inside 'Patriot,' the Cult-Favorite Spy Caper You Should Be Watching
'Patriot' creator Steven Conrad and stars Kurtwood Smith and Terry O'Quinn reflect on the short-lived Amazon spy series, which debuted 10 years ago.
www.rollingstone.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reposting even before I read the article; will repost again after I read it
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
There’s not really much I need to add to all the superlatives going around, but Pluribus really is that show
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There’s not really much I need to add to all the superlatives going around, but Pluribus really is that show
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sandwch guy is the gyro we need
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
sandwch guy is the gyro we need
I hate the TikTok ads that are like “someone is getting fired for this sale!” Why would that be more appealing to me?!
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I hate the TikTok ads that are like “someone is getting fired for this sale!” Why would that be more appealing to me?!
I usually take a CVS generic probiotic gummy bc seems good to do. Yesterday they were out and due to CVS math the name brand made sense. I’m going to gentrify my gut biome and then watch the Olly brand bacteria turn into NIMBYs when I reintroduce the generic bacteria to the neighborhood
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I usually take a CVS generic probiotic gummy bc seems good to do. Yesterday they were out and due to CVS math the name brand made sense. I’m going to gentrify my gut biome and then watch the Olly brand bacteria turn into NIMBYs when I reintroduce the generic bacteria to the neighborhood
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen