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Lizzle
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Cali born and raised.
📍 Riverside
When Troy goes down South and Aunt Song screams out QUEEEENIE when they find her dog omg 😭
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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he's my favorite.
February 7, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Madonna:
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Tyla such a pretty girl but the fashions always give dystopian Charlotte Russe ☹️
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
He’s so happy! I love it 🥰
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Honestly, so remarkable that there was a huge group of people in this country who, for years, hollered about the villainy and cruelty of law enforcement, and everyone just assumed that those people didn't have the right to expect to go through life without being abused and killed by the state.
DHS doesn’t even bother trying to lie well. The man whose skull was shattered told the hospital he’d been struck by ICE officers, an ICE officer told hospital staff the guy “got his sh*t rocked,” then when it became clear how badly he was injured, they claimed he deliberately ran into a wall.
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Understand that cash shit was talked throughout the entire school year, leading up to that game, and every single time, that teacher chuckled and went “okay. We’ll see.” Lmao
They thought it was a game 🤣😭 FAAHHH!
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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This is Wynn. Her neighborhood friends came over to ask if she could come out to play, and she didn't look back. 13/10 (IG: wynn_thegolden)
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Don’t apologize THIS SHIT is cold to US! (Well native Cali folks)
🤣🤭😬
January 24, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Peacoat weather!
Don’t apologize THIS SHIT is cold to US! (Well native Cali folks)
🤣🤭😬
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBRFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOM
September 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
His & Hers on Netflix. No notes, loved it!
a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair
Alt: a poster for absolute cinema shows Martin Scorsese sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Manchester United is an absolute train wreck once again.
Set to replace an interim coach with another interim coach
No European football
Out of the Carabao and FA Cup at the first time of asking
No doubt the rebuild starts next year.
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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roses will do it for me every time.
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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When I don’t know if I have that person blocked, that person has blocked me, or the person reposting the blocked post has been blocked by the creator of the post…
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched in an office .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Took out a little coin purse to pay for his groceries when the cashier asked if he had change
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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Ooh sweaty palm too
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Wth 💀💀
I unearthed a memory: He would randomly do the “Chick-a-chick-ahh” adlib from the “Oh Yeah” song from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” and would swear he had no clue he was even making the sound.

He would never sing the entire song, he’d only randomly utter THAT one part.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Talking about money too much
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Also, a weak ass handshake. Please don’t hit me with the scarf hands, sir!
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Called his mom, “mommy” AND spoke to her in a baby voice.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Ordered her steak well done and had the table shaking during our anniversary dinner. Wasn’t another anniversary
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM