Col. Will Porter
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Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.

⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞

https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
Fuck me, is it ever the '70s in this room.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What my phone sees while I'm looking for dulcimer tabs.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Keep me rich forever or so help me, I'll 2008 the economy.

You know what makes you real sympathetic to the taxpayers? Treating the stock market like a hostage situation.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Overall, a positive environment. Fun folks. Great art. Fewer death threats than Twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Only that in Fallout 4, I have to hide Danse in vault 88 after betraying the BOS because otherwise, it's a fight on sight for passing vertibirds. They kept getting blasted by missile turrets, crashing, and killing my settlers. 😑
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
These are serious questions.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What flavor is your OC?

Notes of leather and fur.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Smudgebook.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Tumblr's Potentially Mature Image of the Day: outdoor literacy
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've played so much Fallout 4. Got to draw my girl into it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The sketch vs. The Final
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.

The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.

thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
Cook County becomes the first county in the US to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income  • The TRiiBE
On Thursday, the Cook County Board of Commissioners approved the FY 2026 budget, which includes $7.5 million to fund the county’s guaranteed basic income program.
thetriibe.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Col. Will Porter
This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My grandfather made 3 scheduled payments of $10 to pay for an H&R 922 back in the 30s. My dad asked me if I could imagine making scheduled payments on a $30 purchase.

I'm not talking to him at the moment so I'm telling you all that $30 in the 1930s is over $570 today.

So, yes. I can.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I can't fan-art without including Tony Hawk's Pro Red Dead Redemption 2.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Get their asses.

If you've got published work, look yourself up and hop on the "actions have consequences" train.
Ruin them! From @mollycrabapple.bsky.social:
“Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim”
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The little guy has so much to teach us.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
💖👁X💖
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Totally pointless. Needing a tallboy of liquid anxiety to get through another day under Capitalism is a gender-neutral condition.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The background creatures instantly made this one of my favorite Crittertongue strips. All kinds of lovely people and things just havin' a time.

Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My buddy's still in the park but the acorns are all eaten or underground for winter. Wish I had an ear of field corn for her.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Quoteposting myself with my smutty fanart 💜💦
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Artists: Quote w/ your fanart!
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Thanks to my accent, my kid used to think grilled cheese was called "GIRLed cheese" and I only found out when asked if boys were allowed to eat it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM