Just one more thing. Do you rent or own your ceramic poodle?

There is at least one episode (Death Lends a Hand) where the murderer has to frantically claw through a shag carpet to find evidence before Columbo does.

I assume he's like Senshi in Dungeon Meshi, so shabby, so deeply saturated with smoke, ash, and chili that the hideous glamor of the era can't take hold.

💜💜💜💜💜

I can hear the shareholders' chins receding from here.

Furthermore, David. I can afford to go backwards. I didn't have a smart phone until like 2014. I don't even like Google chat. Also, I can make shit up and draw my own porn, so that eliminates like 80% of the practical use of AI.

The big money floor routine required to make it all look like an actual business with uses is a real self-sucking dick and the sooner we recognize that, the sooner we can let it dehydrate and die.

You'd think people might Google the name of their thing before issuing press releases.

It's girl flavored. A local favorite.

And um...

Hints of "smoking section at the Gay State Fair."

Tumblr is still my least offensive social media feed but come the fuck on, Content Moderation Bot.

What a creature!