Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
There is at least one episode (Death Lends a Hand) where the murderer has to frantically claw through a shag carpet to find evidence before Columbo does.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There is at least one episode (Death Lends a Hand) where the murderer has to frantically claw through a shag carpet to find evidence before Columbo does.
Fuck me, is it ever the '70s in this room.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Fuck me, is it ever the '70s in this room.
What my phone sees while I'm looking for dulcimer tabs.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What my phone sees while I'm looking for dulcimer tabs.
The big money floor routine required to make it all look like an actual business with uses is a real self-sucking dick and the sooner we recognize that, the sooner we can let it dehydrate and die.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The big money floor routine required to make it all look like an actual business with uses is a real self-sucking dick and the sooner we recognize that, the sooner we can let it dehydrate and die.
Keep me rich forever or so help me, I'll 2008 the economy.
You know what makes you real sympathetic to the taxpayers? Treating the stock market like a hostage situation.
You know what makes you real sympathetic to the taxpayers? Treating the stock market like a hostage situation.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Keep me rich forever or so help me, I'll 2008 the economy.
You know what makes you real sympathetic to the taxpayers? Treating the stock market like a hostage situation.
You know what makes you real sympathetic to the taxpayers? Treating the stock market like a hostage situation.
Overall, a positive environment. Fun folks. Great art. Fewer death threats than Twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Overall, a positive environment. Fun folks. Great art. Fewer death threats than Twitter.
These are serious questions.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
These are serious questions.
Hints of "smoking section at the Gay State Fair."
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hints of "smoking section at the Gay State Fair."
What flavor is your OC?
Notes of leather and fur.
Notes of leather and fur.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What flavor is your OC?
Notes of leather and fur.
Notes of leather and fur.
Tumblr's Potentially Mature Image of the Day: outdoor literacy
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Tumblr's Potentially Mature Image of the Day: outdoor literacy
I've played so much Fallout 4. Got to draw my girl into it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've played so much Fallout 4. Got to draw my girl into it.
The sketch vs. The Final
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The sketch vs. The Final
It's a neat little revolver though. It's DA w/ 9rds of .22lr in a removable cylinder with a long barrel, dark, shiny blue finish, and charming brown bakelite grips. Everything about it is crisp. Very no-nonsense. Except the sights. That rear sight is pure nonsense.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's a neat little revolver though. It's DA w/ 9rds of .22lr in a removable cylinder with a long barrel, dark, shiny blue finish, and charming brown bakelite grips. Everything about it is crisp. Very no-nonsense. Except the sights. That rear sight is pure nonsense.
I can't fan-art without including Tony Hawk's Pro Red Dead Redemption 2.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can't fan-art without including Tony Hawk's Pro Red Dead Redemption 2.
The little guy has so much to teach us.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The little guy has so much to teach us.
A truly impartial system would crunch the visual data and immediately drone strike half the world's shitty white uncles.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A truly impartial system would crunch the visual data and immediately drone strike half the world's shitty white uncles.
Totally pointless. Needing a tallboy of liquid anxiety to get through another day under Capitalism is a gender-neutral condition.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Totally pointless. Needing a tallboy of liquid anxiety to get through another day under Capitalism is a gender-neutral condition.
What if we were sluts for wholesome bullshit.
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What if we were sluts for wholesome bullshit.
The background creatures instantly made this one of my favorite Crittertongue strips. All kinds of lovely people and things just havin' a time.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The background creatures instantly made this one of my favorite Crittertongue strips. All kinds of lovely people and things just havin' a time.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.