Col. Will Porter
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Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.

⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞

https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
There is at least one episode (Death Lends a Hand) where the murderer has to frantically claw through a shag carpet to find evidence before Columbo does.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fuck me, is it ever the '70s in this room.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What my phone sees while I'm looking for dulcimer tabs.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The big money floor routine required to make it all look like an actual business with uses is a real self-sucking dick and the sooner we recognize that, the sooner we can let it dehydrate and die.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Keep me rich forever or so help me, I'll 2008 the economy.

You know what makes you real sympathetic to the taxpayers? Treating the stock market like a hostage situation.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Overall, a positive environment. Fun folks. Great art. Fewer death threats than Twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
These are serious questions.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And um...
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hints of "smoking section at the Gay State Fair."
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What flavor is your OC?

Notes of leather and fur.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Smudgebook.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Tumblr's Potentially Mature Image of the Day: outdoor literacy
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've played so much Fallout 4. Got to draw my girl into it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The sketch vs. The Final
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
It's a neat little revolver though. It's DA w/ 9rds of .22lr in a removable cylinder with a long barrel, dark, shiny blue finish, and charming brown bakelite grips. Everything about it is crisp. Very no-nonsense. Except the sights. That rear sight is pure nonsense.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I can't fan-art without including Tony Hawk's Pro Red Dead Redemption 2.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The little guy has so much to teach us.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A truly impartial system would crunch the visual data and immediately drone strike half the world's shitty white uncles.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
💖👁X💖
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Totally pointless. Needing a tallboy of liquid anxiety to get through another day under Capitalism is a gender-neutral condition.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What if we were sluts for wholesome bullshit.
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
(HONK)
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
The background creatures instantly made this one of my favorite Crittertongue strips. All kinds of lovely people and things just havin' a time.

Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM