Ash
dine0saur.bsky.social
Ash
@dine0saur.bsky.social
Linguist🇪🇺. xl8. Politics enthusiast. AuDHDer. Foodie🍲. Baker🧁.Woman in tech👩🏾‍💻. Lyricist🎶. Crocheter🧶. GBBO, Strictly, MCU, Eurovision, MasterChef, Come Dine with Me, Four in a Bed, Eastenders, Corrie❤️ All views my own–likes/RPs not necessarily endorsements.
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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ARE YOU LISTENING, SOUTHERN WATER?

#TheWarBetween #TWBTLATS
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And now that plank has agreed to a meeting in depths unreachable without reading the terms and conditions💀

Standard homo sapien foolishness

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Well, well, well! Now we see what it is like to be a small island developing state! They didn't even start the fight and yet they bear the brunt of it.

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a white shirt and a man in a tie .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a white shirt and a man in a tie saying well well, how the turntables
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Yaaaaaasss Queen, tell us. That water is full of sh*t, as are we!

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why does a glass of water from the river take that many people to retrieve. They practically emptied the room of SecOps people!

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was hoping the gift was going to be death, but not *that* death

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Aliens, interpreting, extreme peril, I am SEATED.

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I fear I might not be on humanity's side watching this, you know. We kinda deserve this.

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"We come in peace!"
...And if *we* don't?

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Irks me when people follow others into quicksand and deep water on TV. Didn't your mum warn you about not jumping off a bridge if your friends were doing it!

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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No way I’m typing #Thewarbetweenthelandandthesea every time 🫩
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ok, I've decided – Game of Wool will have to wait. I care less about spoilers for that than I do about TWBTLAS.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lewis and Katya can do LaKita and tour with their own show. It doesn't have to be the total end – it could very well be a beginning!

#Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I now have the dilemma of deciding whether I am Game of Wooling or War Between the Land and Sea-ing. You're tearing me apart😱
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Poor Katya. So close. She choreographed some incredible dances this year that will stand the test of time! It's just ringers are not the brief for this show. Would LOVE Lewis in an all-stars version, though.

#Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just as lacklustre as the last time he did this dance, sadly. It was a bridge too far.

#Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
GLOOOOORIOUS, letting the ringers get within touching distance of the final, then pulling the rug out from underneath them. ALL underdogs in the semifinal – I know THAT'S RIGHT. 💅🏾

#Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
RINGER OFF RINGER OFF RINGER OFF RINGER OFF!

#Strictly
a group of people are sitting around a table with signs that say crisis alert
Alt: a group of people are sitting around a table with signs that say crisis alert
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A two for two on the judges' wardrobes! Shirley's dress is gawwwwjus!

#Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Balvinder should have been one of the six in that Chicago routine. She would have ate that sh*t UP!

#Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Personally I want George to go through and have a dance off with the two ringers #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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We've got this Gooners. We can get Champions League winner Karen Carney through to the final of #Strictly!
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I will under no circumstances stop throwing all 5 votes at Balvinder. I'm conducting this hype train to the final, BABY! #scd #strictly
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
HE HAD IT COMIN,' HE HAD IT COMIN,' HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAAAAAAMEEEEEEE

#Strictly
a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
Alt: a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM