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Ash
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Linguist🇪🇺. xl8. Politics enthusiast. AuDHDer. Foodie🍲. Baker🧁.Woman in tech👩🏾‍💻. Lyricist🎶. Crocheter🧶. GBBO, Strictly, MCU, Eurovision, MasterChef, Come Dine with Me, Four in a Bed, Eastenders, Corrie❤️ All views my own–likes/RPs not necessarily endorsements.
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The lantern parade was somehow even better than the previous two years. Some gorgeous lanterns, fantastic music, a bateria-Bollywood drum battle, and a real spirit of community. The town crier and our MP led the procession along the route, dancing the whole way. And pretty much free. I love my town🥹
A residential street. It's dark outside. In the foreground, two people carry a 3D banner split in two, which is arch-shaped, lit up in blue, and adorned with the words "Norden Farm Presents Carnival of the Animals." In the background, there is a crowd of various ages, many of whom wearing wooly hats, coats and gloves, holding a variety of vibrant colourful paper lanterns on wooden sticks, parading the street together. Some members of the crowd are carrying and playing drums. A British high street shopping centre in profile. It's dark outside. In the foreground, a crowd of people of various ages, many of whom wearing wooly hats, coats and rucksacks, holding a variety of vibrant colourful paper lanterns on wooden sticks, parading the street together. Lanterns include swans, foxes, robins, and traditional cream-coloured lanterns. The route is lit overhead by a trail of Christmas fairy lights. A cityscape of tall apartment blocks in the background, some windows lit up. It's dark outside. In the foreground, a crowd of people of various ages, many of whom wearing wooly hats, holding a variety of coloured paper lanterns on wooden sticks, parading the streets. In the foreground, a cat lantern with orange ears and nose. Various ladybird lanterns. One cream triangular lantern adorned with the word "Love" and a swirl toward the top of the image.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Not MADELEINES. She's everywhere💀

#GBBO
Painted portrait of singer Lily Allen in a sky blue white polka dot puffer jacket with her arms crossed and an authoritative facial expression, the cover of her West End Girl album.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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🎶Does he tax cut,
He never tax cuts,
He does nothing,
Farage does nothing!🎶
Singer Alesha Dixon schmoozing in her The Boy Does Nothing music video
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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A woman of my word. Five votes to Balvinder, to level the playing field.

#Strictly
Strictly voting website showing a list of all the remaining contestants with five votes assigned to Balvinder and Julian
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Channel 4 is trying to break me, one random disappearing episode at a time🥲
A TV screen showing a list of episodes of The Jury Australia: Death on the Staircase, with Episode 1, 2, 3, and 5 present but 4 nowhere to be seen.
September 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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CherISH is channeling her inner CherYL in that jacket

#GBBO
Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud in pseudo military gear from her Fight for This Love single
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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To the tune of When the Saints Go Marching In:

🎵Je vais manger,
Une crème brûlée,
Je vais manger, une, crème brûlée🎵
A blowtorch heating the sugar on a crème brûlée in a glass ramekin
April 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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You know you've had a good Pancake Day when even the first-born pancake isn't a hot mess🥲
Stack of homemade pancakes coated in butter and dusted with icing sugar sitting on a white plate
March 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Photo of last week's yogurt cake for context. Judge me if you like, but I *swear* this tin doesn't touch the sides of one drawer of my air fryer and if you've ever bought British angel cake (the pink, yellow and beige loaf) from the supermarket, that's the size we're working with here😄.
Picture of a loaf tin filled with a baked yogurt cake—practically cheesecake but made with Greek yogurt instead of cheese. The top of the cake is toasty brown like tarta de queso de La Viña and the tin is lined with parchment paper. It is sitting on a kitchen counter.
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Fozia's press shot is giving incoming EastEnders matriarch. KWEEN.👸🏽 #TheTraitors
Fozia from The Traitors UK series 3 posing in front of the castle
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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That and a very prim and proper Peruvian-British national treasure in a red hat with a particular fondness for marmalade muscling in on all the high-profile gigs and getting all the credit:
Paddington Bear escorting the late Queen Elizabeth II and a corgi to a better place
November 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM