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ArnoldJAardvark

@arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social

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Editor of Arsenal's 2nd longest running fanzine | Still on paper | Issue 87 is out now. £2 from the matchday sellers and from upthearse.net/shop Also a Chloe Kelly stan account! 😁

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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 1d

Well done Gooners. We got Karen through to icons week.

Don't mess it up next week. #Strictly

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 1d

I don't usually watch Match of the Day when Arsenal aren't on it but I might tonight… for the LOLZ

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 1d

Finally found it. Agyemang and Kafaji both started.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5uz...

LIVE! Brighton v Southampton | League Cup

YouTube video by Official BHAFC Women

www.youtube.com

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 1d

Women's League Cup coverage is pretty bad. Can't find the matches. Was hoping to watch the Brighton v Southampton game. It came up as a search result earlier but has disappeared.

BBC Sport can't even be bothered updating the web pages with scores (Newcastle are one-up against Man City).

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 2d

Okay folks. Important #Arsenal win. It's now time to block vote for Champions League winner Karen Carney on #Strictly 😉

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 2d

In 2000 a few American's were at work on a project. They wanted to see a Premier League match but it was pre-season. However, I found out Fulham were playing the Spuds in a friendly. We accidentally ended up with the Spuds. I asked if we could move. We were given a police escort down the touchline 🤣

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 3d

Goalkeepers are the only position where a season long loan can be recalled if a squad goes down to one fit keeper, so we could see Naomi back.

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 4d

If the half time talk is just “see that rectangular thing with the onion bag behind it? Try shooting towards it every so often.” I’d be happy.

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 5d

Did you have a pint of Hofmeister to wash it down? 😁

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 6d

Eze Eze Eze...

#LVAENG

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 6d

Happy with the substitution. Saka can't get an injury!

#LVAENG

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 6d

AI is just so shit. I don't know why anyone falls for this smoke and mirrors bullshit ponzi scheme.

ChatGPT: "Up The Arse! ceased publication in 2001. By that time, the rise of the internet and online fan forums had begun to overshadow traditional fanzines."

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 6d

5 hours on the coach with no food. That's a marathon* feat.

*For the confused out there, this is a joke for us old gits. 😁

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 6d

Yep. It really messes up our zeitgeist footprint but, other than social media promotion, Up The Arse! is still a print based publication.

No way they can AI scrape it unless they get a human to scan it!

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 6d

Looks like there is a 3 senior game rule (which I wasn't aware of!)

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

International football: What are Fifa's rules on switching nationalities?

BBC Sport's Ask Me Anything team explains the rules on players switching nations in international football.

www.bbc.co.uk

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 8d

Now, because of the "in no particular order" we don't know how Champions League winner Karen Carney is in the actual public vote, but come on Gooners.

Pull yer fingers out next week!!!

#Strictly

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks to the fans who bought our new issue today at the #ARSBHA #WSL match.

Fanzines at women's games have not historically been a thing but I'm more than happy to increase the content proportion in future issues if this keeps up!

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 8d

Arsenal Tube station closed. On a match day 🤔

#ARSBHA #Arsenal #wsl

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 8d

Arsenal appear to have run out of beer again. 😂

Yet another game when they have resort to serving Asahi from cans.

#wsl #ARSBHA

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 8d

We're making hard work of this. Midfield is mostly AWOL.

#ARSBHA #wsl

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 9d

Okay Gooners. It's block vote for Karen time!!!

#Arsenal #Strictly

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

BBC One - Strictly Come Dancing

Celebrities take to the dance floor to perform a dazzling display of ballroom routines.

www.bbc.co.uk

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 9d

Champions League winner Karen Carney is back to her best tonight on #Strictly 🥰

#Arsenal

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ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 11d

I have to admit, I'm watching Celebrity Traitors instead of the second half 😁

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 11d

Wow!

Saka!!!

#ENGWAL

ArnoldJAardvark @arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social · 11d

Alternative headline:

Gianni Infantino is a corrupt bastard like his predecessors.