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Trump in Joker makeup lights a new oil well on fire. "It's not about the money; it's about sending a message...."
Biden puts on his cowl backwards and immediately falls into a manhole
Commissioner Gordon, watching: "He's not the hero America needed. But you gotta admit, he's the one we deserved
Biden puts on his cowl backwards and immediately falls into a manhole
Commissioner Gordon, watching: "He's not the hero America needed. But you gotta admit, he's the one we deserved
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“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Pssst, it’s 2 AM, thought I’d let you know.” - Bladder
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
“Good, you’re awake! Let’s process petty shit right now.” - Brain
“I’ve missed you.” - Insomnia
How could a baseball sicko not have a rooting interest in a player nicknamed "Big Dumper"?
Everyone who watched all 15 innings of that game without a rooting interest is officially a baseball sicko.
Congrats or I’m sorry.
Congrats or I’m sorry.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
How could a baseball sicko not have a rooting interest in a player nicknamed "Big Dumper"?
Million dollar idea: start a restaurant with a bewildering combination of offerings, call it "authentic" in contravention of all reason, then cash in off of tech hipsters so irony-poisoned they will spend thousands just so they can brag about it to friends who have never heard of any such thing
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Million dollar idea: start a restaurant with a bewildering combination of offerings, call it "authentic" in contravention of all reason, then cash in off of tech hipsters so irony-poisoned they will spend thousands just so they can brag about it to friends who have never heard of any such thing
Sometimes it feels like the best explanation really is that Trump's trying to speed run the last years of Louis XVI's life. This seems really like telling the guard they have to go stop the Women's March
Okay so you have the National Guard deployed to several American cities and plan on sending them to more, so is the plan to actually not pay these people and just find out what happens?
US House Speaker Johnson: Some legal analysts don't believe in shutdown backpay.
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sometimes it feels like the best explanation really is that Trump's trying to speed run the last years of Louis XVI's life. This seems really like telling the guard they have to go stop the Women's March
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Okay so you have the National Guard deployed to several American cities and plan on sending them to more, so is the plan to actually not pay these people and just find out what happens?
US House Speaker Johnson: Some legal analysts don't believe in shutdown backpay.
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Okay so you have the National Guard deployed to several American cities and plan on sending them to more, so is the plan to actually not pay these people and just find out what happens?
I'm way too old not to have realized before that you can't spell "Stephen Hawking" without "Stephen King"
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'm way too old not to have realized before that you can't spell "Stephen Hawking" without "Stephen King"
My new neighbor has a Geeman Shepherd with an Irish name. It's the most cop-dog you can have
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My new neighbor has a Geeman Shepherd with an Irish name. It's the most cop-dog you can have
It's going to be hilarious when this deal falls apart after Harvard weekly submits to call the new school the Harvard-Trump Golden collegiate academy, and Trump angrily insists on calling it Trump-Harvard
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October 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's going to be hilarious when this deal falls apart after Harvard weekly submits to call the new school the Harvard-Trump Golden collegiate academy, and Trump angrily insists on calling it Trump-Harvard
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IN THIS HOUSE We Believe
Love Is Love
No Human Fjnord Is Illegal
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Science Is Real
Love Is Love
No Human Fjnord Is Illegal
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Science Is Real
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
IN THIS HOUSE We Believe
Love Is Love
No Human Fjnord Is Illegal
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Science Is Real
Love Is Love
No Human Fjnord Is Illegal
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Science Is Real
Zohran is willing to say ICE is wrong and should be restrained, which is just one of his visibly progressive stances. He just won a stunning upset in his primary and is poised to become NYC mayor. He's 39
Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband.
Today they attacked two journalists.
We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
Today they attacked two journalists.
We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
ICE agents assault amNewYork reporter at Federal Plaza immigration court; another journalist seriously injured after shove | amNewYork
ICE agents assaulted amNewYork's own Dean Moses, and allegedly attacked another journalist, on Tuesday morning as they were documenting the ongoing arrests of
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October 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Zohran is willing to say ICE is wrong and should be restrained, which is just one of his visibly progressive stances. He just won a stunning upset in his primary and is poised to become NYC mayor. He's 39
It would cheer me a tiny bit if I met someone in favor of bathroom bills and her reason was, like, "I had a trans roommate for two years and she was frickin' gross, dude. Like, didn't sit down; didn't even aim"
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It would cheer me a tiny bit if I met someone in favor of bathroom bills and her reason was, like, "I had a trans roommate for two years and she was frickin' gross, dude. Like, didn't sit down; didn't even aim"
Anyone else, I would know that "dead... empty & soulless" is a criticism, but with Werner Herzog, I'm left to wonder
September 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Anyone else, I would know that "dead... empty & soulless" is a criticism, but with Werner Herzog, I'm left to wonder
If Gretchen Whitmer runs for president and courts the Jewish vote, be prepared for a slew of "What's Good Mishegoss for the Michigander" headlines
September 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If Gretchen Whitmer runs for president and courts the Jewish vote, be prepared for a slew of "What's Good Mishegoss for the Michigander" headlines
"Rain is Jesus crying. Super typhoons are Jesus pressing his nipple up against the prison visitation window that is earth's atmosphere"
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Rain is Jesus crying. Super typhoons are Jesus pressing his nipple up against the prison visitation window that is earth's atmosphere"
I'm so sick of history podcasts poaching my online 1337 h4xx0r handles and/or hip-hop stage personae
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm so sick of history podcasts poaching my online 1337 h4xx0r handles and/or hip-hop stage personae
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BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
Hang on, I got an idea, everybody play along. Trump gets the announcement that he's won the Nobel Peace Prize, but due to construction delays (and they would just looove to hear his thoughts on what they should have done) the usual venue is unavailable, and he'll be receiving the award in The Hague
September 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hang on, I got an idea, everybody play along. Trump gets the announcement that he's won the Nobel Peace Prize, but due to construction delays (and they would just looove to hear his thoughts on what they should have done) the usual venue is unavailable, and he'll be receiving the award in The Hague
Trump reviving McKinley's legacy even on the sports pages
The Dodgers now lead the Giants head-to-head all-time in the regular season, 1,288 wins to 1,287 wins (with 19 ties, h/t @EliasSports)
This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48
BASE
BALL
This is the first time the Dodgers lead the Giants all-time head-to-head since after a game on August 8, 1896, when they led 49-48
BASE
BALL
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Trump reviving McKinley's legacy even on the sports pages
I kind of miss that era of rap music where a guy who reads at a 7th grade level called himself "Professor Money" and put out tracks titled "Pimp and Circumstance"
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I kind of miss that era of rap music where a guy who reads at a 7th grade level called himself "Professor Money" and put out tracks titled "Pimp and Circumstance"
Either the algorithm is organizing my feed by topic, or there's only 1 thing worth talking about at a time, or the code in the matrix is starting to become visible
September 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Either the algorithm is organizing my feed by topic, or there's only 1 thing worth talking about at a time, or the code in the matrix is starting to become visible
Taco Bell rejected my pitch for a new ad campaign, "Globalize the Enchilada"
September 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Taco Bell rejected my pitch for a new ad campaign, "Globalize the Enchilada"
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I refuse to deplore "political violence" when it is made so explicit that it is the adjective, not the noun, that troubles the people so openly weeping and rending their garments right now. Either we all have a ticket in the Victim of Gun Violence Lotto or none of us do.
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September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I refuse to deplore "political violence" when it is made so explicit that it is the adjective, not the noun, that troubles the people so openly weeping and rending their garments right now. Either we all have a ticket in the Victim of Gun Violence Lotto or none of us do.
There're songs I see on the KCRW Top Tune podcast that get me excited because I will download them if they're good. And then there're songs I can just download right away because there's no doubt
August 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
There're songs I see on the KCRW Top Tune podcast that get me excited because I will download them if they're good. And then there're songs I can just download right away because there's no doubt
I'm digging this Sexy Tina Belcher t-shirt design
August 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm digging this Sexy Tina Belcher t-shirt design