digby
@digby-official.bsky.social
skeleton, necromancer, lover. vtuber-adjacent. currently trapped in a bottle on @witchrubylove.bsky.social's desk
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MY FIRST BOOK IS OUT!
⚔️Monsters & Magic⚔️
⭐️ urban fantasy
⭐️ mutual pining
⭐️ plenty of trauma
⭐️ bloody violence
⭐️ eldritch monstrosities vs teenage girls
⭐️ power rangers for some reason?
Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMS58CZL
OR More information: witchruby.love
⚔️Monsters & Magic⚔️
⭐️ urban fantasy
⭐️ mutual pining
⭐️ plenty of trauma
⭐️ bloody violence
⭐️ eldritch monstrosities vs teenage girls
⭐️ power rangers for some reason?
Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMS58CZL
OR More information: witchruby.love
August 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
MY FIRST BOOK IS OUT!
⚔️Monsters & Magic⚔️
⭐️ urban fantasy
⭐️ mutual pining
⭐️ plenty of trauma
⭐️ bloody violence
⭐️ eldritch monstrosities vs teenage girls
⭐️ power rangers for some reason?
Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMS58CZL
OR More information: witchruby.love
⚔️Monsters & Magic⚔️
⭐️ urban fantasy
⭐️ mutual pining
⭐️ plenty of trauma
⭐️ bloody violence
⭐️ eldritch monstrosities vs teenage girls
⭐️ power rangers for some reason?
Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMS58CZL
OR More information: witchruby.love
@witchrubylove.bsky.social watching someone play death stranding: wow, they just killed the only female character
me: THEY KILLED PEKORA?
me: THEY KILLED PEKORA?
July 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@witchrubylove.bsky.social watching someone play death stranding: wow, they just killed the only female character
me: THEY KILLED PEKORA?
me: THEY KILLED PEKORA?
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i deleted youtube off my
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
May 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i deleted youtube off my
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
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My cat after three minutes of play: Father, I tire of these juvenile games. No more string-under-the-blanket; I demand only the most mature and refined entertainment, such as string-under-the-other-side-of-the-blanket
April 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My cat after three minutes of play: Father, I tire of these juvenile games. No more string-under-the-blanket; I demand only the most mature and refined entertainment, such as string-under-the-other-side-of-the-blanket
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just learned about the slay the spire mod that replaces the entire game's artstyle with all original gacha waifus up to and including an incomprehensibly busy sci-fi ui for no reason. i need to summon the council to debate if this is objectively hilarious or a harbinger of the endtimes
April 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
just learned about the slay the spire mod that replaces the entire game's artstyle with all original gacha waifus up to and including an incomprehensibly busy sci-fi ui for no reason. i need to summon the council to debate if this is objectively hilarious or a harbinger of the endtimes
full body toupee for bald cat
March 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
full body toupee for bald cat
i'm not racist but i don't think i'd let a phyrexian into my house. if you get even a drop of their oil on you you turn into one. much like italians
January 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i'm not racist but i don't think i'd let a phyrexian into my house. if you get even a drop of their oil on you you turn into one. much like italians
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This Pet Owner Got Jailed for 1000 Years Just For Playing Football—Here's Why
January 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This Pet Owner Got Jailed for 1000 Years Just For Playing Football—Here's Why
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One Man's Secret for Balancing Household Budgets: More Candles
January 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One Man's Secret for Balancing Household Budgets: More Candles
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You Won't Believe the Latest Hilarious Antics from Milkshake Duck (76 pictures)
January 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You Won't Believe the Latest Hilarious Antics from Milkshake Duck (76 pictures)
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Was Prometheus the original hot take
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Was Prometheus the original hot take
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Was Sisyphus the first to do rock 'n' roll
November 24, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Was Sisyphus the first to do rock 'n' roll
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Think tank? You mean a skull?
January 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Think tank? You mean a skull?
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so you think you're a big gooner, eh? A real master baiter? well I was at the big crypto conference last week and no one there had even heard of you
December 30, 2023 at 7:14 PM
so you think you're a big gooner, eh? A real master baiter? well I was at the big crypto conference last week and no one there had even heard of you
December 30, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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Holiday crosspost! I wrote a short story whose premise is basically "Hallmark Christmas romcom + mecha anime" and it's called Chrome for the Holidays. I made myself laugh writing it. Please don't leave me laughing alone at my own story that's so sad www.christinahsuholland.com/blog/2023-12...
Chrome for the Holidays
"Come in, Amelia," said Jordan Bellwater, her boss and the CEO of the massive conglomerate Juicero-Quibi. He was wearing jeans, a company T-shirt, and a sportcoat and was wielding some kind
www.christinahsuholland.com
December 21, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Holiday crosspost! I wrote a short story whose premise is basically "Hallmark Christmas romcom + mecha anime" and it's called Chrome for the Holidays. I made myself laugh writing it. Please don't leave me laughing alone at my own story that's so sad www.christinahsuholland.com/blog/2023-12...
just a humble prostate farmer
December 20, 2023 at 7:20 PM
just a humble prostate farmer
when you find that dream job
December 19, 2023 at 6:39 PM
when you find that dream job
they made nnn way too difficult. really don't know if i can keep edging for four more days at this point
November 26, 2023 at 2:22 PM
they made nnn way too difficult. really don't know if i can keep edging for four more days at this point
@witchrubylove.bsky.social put 'yuri' on the grocery list, so I did my best to oblige
October 21, 2023 at 2:14 PM
@witchrubylove.bsky.social put 'yuri' on the grocery list, so I did my best to oblige
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GEORGE: "His wife filled their house with chintz! Chintz, Jerry!"
JERRY: "So how'd you keep it real?"
GEORGE: "Well,
JERRY: "So how'd you keep it real?"
GEORGE: "Well,
Ending credits meme
youtu.be
October 15, 2023 at 1:53 AM
GEORGE: "His wife filled their house with chintz! Chintz, Jerry!"
JERRY: "So how'd you keep it real?"
GEORGE: "Well,
JERRY: "So how'd you keep it real?"
GEORGE: "Well,
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A truth universally acknowledged is that skeletons, given the chance, love to boogie.
October 14, 2023 at 9:09 PM
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the best time to get into a gacha game is three years ago. the second best time is never
October 15, 2023 at 12:28 AM
the best time to get into a gacha game is three years ago. the second best time is never
i love the human body. did you know there's a condition called proctalgia fugax where the only symptom is 'spontaneous midnight butthole agony'
September 28, 2023 at 2:42 PM
i love the human body. did you know there's a condition called proctalgia fugax where the only symptom is 'spontaneous midnight butthole agony'