diagonalfish
@diagonal.fish
Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Discworld, college football, miscellaneous technology nonsense. Go Jackets
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Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
Boy the second half of that game was everything I hoped for and then some
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Boy the second half of that game was everything I hoped for and then some
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We’re touching stove, and frankly, we’re going to be touching a lot more than just stove very soon. We love burner, don’t we? Should I touch it? They don’t think I should touch it. I’m going to touch it folks.
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
We’re touching stove, and frankly, we’re going to be touching a lot more than just stove very soon. We love burner, don’t we? Should I touch it? They don’t think I should touch it. I’m going to touch it folks.
It's cool, I didn't need my 401k, the idea that I was ever going to get to retire to use it is laughable anyway
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
It's cool, I didn't need my 401k, the idea that I was ever going to get to retire to use it is laughable anyway
College football-ass NFL season
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
College football-ass NFL season
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every few months I have to go to twitter to see some video or prominent person's post that isn't anywhere else, and I find that a lot of you are still posting there. anyway, it's not ok that you are doing that, no you are not the exception, fucking stop posting there
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
every few months I have to go to twitter to see some video or prominent person's post that isn't anywhere else, and I find that a lot of you are still posting there. anyway, it's not ok that you are doing that, no you are not the exception, fucking stop posting there
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I sat in a fucking court room and heard Apple imply that a naked cartoon banana was somehow inappropriate but somehow Grok non consensually undressing women and children is ok?? www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
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It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.
I think Miami has dropped like 4 INTs at this point
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I think Miami has dropped like 4 INTs at this point
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I predict 2026 will be the stupidest year in US history. Not stupidest thus far. Like after this year there will never be a year this stupid again.
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
That was an all-timer of a stupid ending, maybe top 3 stupidest endings to a college football game I've ever seen, and definitely the stupidest on a game with such high stakes
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
That was an all-timer of a stupid ending, maybe top 3 stupidest endings to a college football game I've ever seen, and definitely the stupidest on a game with such high stakes
Remarkable how the opposing defense and refs always line up to hand UGA opportunities for the amazing comeback in the late game
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Remarkable how the opposing defense and refs always line up to hand UGA opportunities for the amazing comeback in the late game
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
Brent Key is wearing an open navy blue pinstriped sport coat with a GT pin and a big 'ol chain, I'm dying
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Brent Key is wearing an open navy blue pinstriped sport coat with a GT pin and a big 'ol chain, I'm dying
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7pm: [cheerfully] I wonder if my kids will make it to midnight!
10:40pm: [ominously] I wonder if my kids will make it to midnight.
10:40pm: [ominously] I wonder if my kids will make it to midnight.
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
7pm: [cheerfully] I wonder if my kids will make it to midnight!
10:40pm: [ominously] I wonder if my kids will make it to midnight.
10:40pm: [ominously] I wonder if my kids will make it to midnight.
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SHOCKING
Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
SHOCKING
Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
Protein Slammin' Strawberry says "it isn't [their] dream [to be toasted and eaten] yet," runs away from giant toaster.
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This is the angriest I have been about a football game in a long time. I guess it’s good they got the program back to where I can feel like this but Jesus fuck what a choke job in all phases of the game for the second half
December 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is the angriest I have been about a football game in a long time. I guess it’s good they got the program back to where I can feel like this but Jesus fuck what a choke job in all phases of the game for the second half
That was the most GT bowl loss of all GT bowl losses
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
That was the most GT bowl loss of all GT bowl losses
Absolutely soul crushing for that to be Haynes King's last play, I am in shambles right now
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Absolutely soul crushing for that to be Haynes King's last play, I am in shambles right now
Time to channel Paul Johnson like we've never channeled him before
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Time to channel Paul Johnson like we've never channeled him before
One quarter left and nursing a two score lead, such is the nature of GT football that I have zero confidence they can pull this out
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
One quarter left and nursing a two score lead, such is the nature of GT football that I have zero confidence they can pull this out