max rae 🐀
@dewritochan.bsky.social
I am the mask and the wearer, they/she/it 30+ I'm not updating this age every year, they just keep coming and i'm legal for all the things.
https://dewritochan.neocities.org
throw me a bone @ CA: $maxnotalex
https://dewritochan.neocities.org
throw me a bone @ CA: $maxnotalex
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Sitting on a toilet with a smaller more circular bowl and having to tuck your junk in only to end up pissing on your own balls is a circle in hell I think.
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For my moots that don’t know, kusoge is a Japanese term for legendarily shitty games that have ascended to cult status
Uchikoshi is so fucking funny
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
For my moots that don’t know, kusoge is a Japanese term for legendarily shitty games that have ascended to cult status
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December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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im curious what the full psychological effects of, every time you open a piece of software, having to close a bunch of bullshit you dont want and you know the application creators know you dont want
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
im curious what the full psychological effects of, every time you open a piece of software, having to close a bunch of bullshit you dont want and you know the application creators know you dont want
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a bucket of rats can be filled in one night!
October 26, 2023 at 3:18 PM
a bucket of rats can be filled in one night!
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keep seeing jamiep fuckin everywhere lately, so here's one of my fave tracks from it. stabbed me as much if not more than birdbrain tbh.
ROT FOR CLOUT (feat. Kasane Teto)
YouTube video by Jamie Paige / JamieP
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
keep seeing jamiep fuckin everywhere lately, so here's one of my fave tracks from it. stabbed me as much if not more than birdbrain tbh.
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Thinking about Arctic Eggs....
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thinking about Arctic Eggs....
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i feel like the number of things soy sauce improves is larger than the things it does not
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i feel like the number of things soy sauce improves is larger than the things it does not
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I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
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I’ll never understand tenkeyless folks. Whaddya need all that extra desk space for? Marijuana??
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’ll never understand tenkeyless folks. Whaddya need all that extra desk space for? Marijuana??
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Good ole Glacey handjob.
April 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Good ole Glacey handjob.
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sorry but "enshitification" is too cromulently fuckcrustable for me to use unironically
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sorry but "enshitification" is too cromulently fuckcrustable for me to use unironically
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December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Morgana The shark
Oc belongs to me
Oc belongs to me
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Morgana The shark
Oc belongs to me
Oc belongs to me
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this just in, microsoft word 2007 woke
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this just in, microsoft word 2007 woke