Detective Steak
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Here comes the names
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Here comes the names
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Shocked this guy is shutting down airports to attack party balloons
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Shocked this guy is shutting down airports to attack party balloons
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The absolute worst people ever amassed in a single administration.
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The absolute worst people ever amassed in a single administration.
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this is the kind of talk im here for
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
this is the kind of talk im here for
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Well they keep 'accidentally' detaining Americans so yeah they're going to need a fucking warrant
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Well they keep 'accidentally' detaining Americans so yeah they're going to need a fucking warrant
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They’re concentration camps.
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
They’re concentration camps.
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Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
Don’t care who.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.
Don’t care who.
Don’t care who.
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Jamie Raskin...after reviewing Epstein files at DOJ: evidence suggests victims as young as 9.
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He really hates that bad bunny held a football that implies anyone who is non white is part of america. Big fucking mad
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
He really hates that bad bunny held a football that implies anyone who is non white is part of america. Big fucking mad
Ocasio 48 would be better
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ocasio 48 would be better
Someone order trump 12 of these stat
From @theathletic.com: A $180 burger at the Super Bowl stadium has raised eyebrows. It is made with slow-roasted beef shank, bleu cheese fondue, and mirepoix demi-glace on a brioche bun. nyti.ms/45SH0LH
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Someone order trump 12 of these stat
Big confusion between respect and manipulate
BARTIROMO: Do you have any estimate of when we're going to see that China trade deal in writing?
BESSENT: No. But I can tell you the Chinese have lived up to their end of the bargain. They have completed their soybean purchases. President Trump is the only world leader that Xi respects.
BESSENT: No. But I can tell you the Chinese have lived up to their end of the bargain. They have completed their soybean purchases. President Trump is the only world leader that Xi respects.
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Big confusion between respect and manipulate
There's no room for... Sharing? I guess?
BRENNAN: Do you think the president needs to apologize for the video?
REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
REP. TONY GONZALES: It's up to the president. There's no room in the country for racism, antisemitism, socialism -- all the isms need to go. What no one is talking about is the video was about election integrity.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
There's no room for... Sharing? I guess?
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Ted is shocked to discover that rules he enjoyed no longer enjoy him.
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Ted is shocked to discover that rules he enjoyed no longer enjoy him.
The federal government has exactly zero say in how the states administer elections. Zero.
Trump: “America’s Elections are Rigged, Stolen, and a Laughingstock all over the World. We are either going to fix them, or we won’t have a Country any longer.
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP TO REGISTER
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS"
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER ID
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP TO REGISTER
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS"
February 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The federal government has exactly zero say in how the states administer elections. Zero.
Maryland 🤝 Virginia
Getting shit done
Getting shit done
NEW: Virginia Dems have unveiled their proposed 10-1 congressional map in response to GOP gerrymanders in other states. It targets 4 Republicans & has 10 Harris seats.
It will be used in 2026 contingent upon an April 21 voter referendum.
Interactive map+data: davesredistricting.org/join/20e0049...
It will be used in 2026 contingent upon an April 21 voter referendum.
Interactive map+data: davesredistricting.org/join/20e0049...
February 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Maryland 🤝 Virginia
Getting shit done
Getting shit done
Why even pay taxes?
BESSENT SAYS IF TRUMP WINS IRS SUIT, $10B WOULD COME FROM TAXPAYERS
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Why even pay taxes?
Trump not paying up? I'd be more surprised if he did
DHS keeps touting a program that offers free plane tickets and “exit bonuses” to immigrants who self-deport.
But last fall, we spoke to a dozen immigrants who said they followed Trump's instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
➡️ Read their stories: https://propub.li/3Zeb4xF
But last fall, we spoke to a dozen immigrants who said they followed Trump's instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
➡️ Read their stories: https://propub.li/3Zeb4xF
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Trump not paying up? I'd be more surprised if he did
If your daycare takes kids outside in the snow in subzero temperatures they have bigger problems
a Republican witness in the GOP's "Somali Scammers" hearing details how he drives by childcare centers and looks at how many footprints in the snow there are to determine how many kids are there. Psycho stuff.
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
If your daycare takes kids outside in the snow in subzero temperatures they have bigger problems
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in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Sick burn
Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Sick burn
Have they tried not being Nazis?
Sen. Roger Marshall: "The idea of taking the masks down -- look, we have folks back home that are being doxxed, that are having to hire personal security for their children even."
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Have they tried not being Nazis?
Shocking to absolutely nobody
Really brings home the fact that the delay in producing files was absolutely part of an effort to protect Trump versus the DOJ's oft-touted explanation that they were ensuring protection for victims.
“The Justice Department published dozens of unredacted nude images on its website, showing young women or possibly teenagers whose photos were contained in files related to the wealthy sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...
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February 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Shocking to absolutely nobody