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isla
@demomolos.bsky.social
pronounced eye-luh. queens, ny. do you want some pictures of my cat dart, course ya do
im not as poly as i thought, but i bet going shopping in costco with your 'cule goes pretty hard.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thank you Judy Hopps, I should kill myself instead of starting the sixth grade. I’ll see you when I wake up in zootopia so we can have the sex you’ve described us having.
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
gotta say that i love how the smoke FX behaves and looks in BF6 as someone who likes to dump a bunch of smoke grenades into a room full of enemies
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
headaches should be illegal
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
the wire would’ve been a lot cooler if brother mouzone had a buster sword
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
voiced protagonists
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
now that i don't have as many nerves needing to reconnect, i often forget about my implants, until i catch my side profile. then its like, damn.
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
you don't have long covid, you have been drinking trace amounts of the bodega guy's cologne off of the monster you buy every morning
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i'd be so pissed getting my ship boarded by asshole americans instead of having a khat party with the houthis
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
thank you so much
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I hate being sick, I could be having a potato right now
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
binding my chest when i go out so i can make platonic friends
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my theory is that they finally ran out of the “good” Sudafed he’s addicted to
Trump: "We have a dead head Fed hair"
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
very sick today and yesterday, i really wish i could hold down a glass of water
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
starting a new psychosis by putting on scrubs and making instagram reels about how the availability of "wagyu beef" is 3d printed from beats and maggot meal
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
i thank god for brand synergy every day. what would gamers do without an energy drink sponsored double xp weekend.
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
really should've taken my therapist not coming back from vacation in february as an omen
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
gonna scream. aaaaaaaaaaaaa
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
every dry aged meat influencer is full of worms, right. guga foods is going to erupt like the wife in Slither when he passes
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
seeing the water bottle explode and thinking about happens if a shift change happens at the old folk's home and one of these robots is holding your grandma's hand
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
joining the mean girl diaspora to gain the predator glint in my eyes
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM