people short circuit when you throw three smokes and charge in with a knife

if we remove the ice temple or bright yellow hints, we may irrevocably damage and possibly wipe out the entire videogame ecosystem. it would be like making plankton extinct.

buying a novelty popcorn bucket at Alamo Drafthouse and having to go into their financing office.

we are nasty little corrupt vikings that do all the shit from The Northmen but with guns

also piracy/"privateering" is what the US special forces do. there's a very fun detail in the captain phillips story about how much money the seals just stole off that ship

when you turn on your hot water and it comes out of the faucet all cloudy, that's because someone flushed a bunch of pasta water from an apartment above you

rage bait article? I guess rent’s due early this month

post-covid smell issues are so weird because your stomach acid will taste minty