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W³, Esq.
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Litigator by day, cinematic and pop cultural maven by night. Not your lawyer. Views != my employer’s. Law, film, cats, whatever. 日本語OK! He/him.
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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yesterday I learned that there's a whole market segment of "masculine rosaries / rosaries for men," if you wanna know how the cope is going for MRA types who are trying to work their way up to Catholic cosplay
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Microsoft: let's give our shitty apps even uglier icons
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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When they crash the economy again I'll be wearing a barrel with suspenders but I'll still be doing the Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha at all the wise business guys
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Digging through my saved folder to find this tangentially-related banger from an old Girl Scout cookie box
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Del Toro not only saying "fuck AI," but putting his money where his mouth is by commissioning several original paintings for Frankenstein.
The Frankenstein family portrait, oil on linen, 120x150cm
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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There have been at least 154 cases in which federal district courts have issued preliminary relief against a Trump administration policy.

Those rulings have come from 121 *different* judges appointed by seven presidents (including 15 appointed by Trump) sitting in 29 district courts in 10 circuits:
193. The "War" on Judges
Deputy Attorney General Blanche's attack on lower courts is an impressive combination of light on substance; shamelessly hypocritical; and profoundly dangerous. More people should be condemning it.
www.stevevladeck.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I think it's telling that no AI companies are named like "Happy Time Productivty Friend INC" and that instead they're all named like Charybdis or Sheol or Wendigo
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Her Job
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Director Kristen "Claire, it's French" Stewart before the Governors Awards, promoting her directorial debut The Chronology of Water, releasing wide in January
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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the 90s was crazy because they'll be like "yea this show was completely unremarkable bargain bin slop, forgotten dime-a-dozen mass produced garbage forgotten as soon as it came out" and the show looks like this
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I'm sure it's coincidental that most of the *anti-woke* people are also racist.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Porky the Litter Eater is only a short drive from my house. I must feed him cans, but not glass. Glass gives him a stomach ache.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Human Power Plant Sena Wakana
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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my medbed isn’t working correctly. The new organ my body produced is throwing my hormone levels off. It needs to be adjusted.
September 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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i do not think we are going to like why the President's account is posting MedBed nonsense
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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However stupid you think the med beds thing is, it's worse. This is the sci-fi tech from the movie Elysium, it's the thing that revived and rebuilds Sharlto Copley's character's entire face after a grenade shreds him in grisly fashion. This is what the conspiracy is, that fictional tech is real.
I know a lot of people won’t click through to read about “med beds” so here’s the crucial quote to explain how fucking crazy this is.

Trump just posted an AI video of himself promising every American access to this.
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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This is the first time in recent memory where the right feels like one of theirs was killed unjustly and they can't emotionally handle it.

They're accidentally revealing how privileged they are to navigate American life without constant concern about extrajudicial violence.
September 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Saying mean things to Donald Trump is not a RICO predicate act. Even YELLING at Donald Trump is not a RICO predicate act.
Deputy AG Blanche: RICO is available to all kinds of organizations committing crimes and committing wrongful acts… So is it sheer happenstance that individuals show up at a restaurant where the president is trying to enjoy dinner and accost him with vile words?
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Scoop: Business Insider informed its staff this week that they are allowed to use ChatGPT to generate first drafts of their stories, while also indicating the newsroom will not disclose such A.I. use to readers.

Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/business-i...
Business Insider and the Bots
The Axel Springer-owned newsroom is buzzing over new ChatGPT writing guidelines—part of an aggressive A.I. strategy pushed by its German parentco and detailed in a memo obtained by Status.
www.status.news
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I still consider Jim Hammond smoking him canon and no one can tell me otherwise
September 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM