decypress
decypress.bsky.social
decypress
@decypress.bsky.social
self-described "artist"
"don't worry, our studio only uses ai tools for management and preproduction, no ai assets make it into the final game" bro do you think ai assets sucking is like. the *main problem*
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 AM
the main benefit of the sokal hoax is that now whenever you mention him you can truthfully say "alan sokal, most famous for publishing a bad paper,"
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
sega cd is a bizarre moment in game history because sega gave devs almost 100x the data capacity to make bigger games and like all of the devs at the time responded "what if we just made the exact same stuff we always did and filled the extra space with a bunch of dogshit FMV"
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
girl if your anime boy keeps sheepishly putting his hand behind his head you need to take him to the vets. it's not "cute", he is scratching for fleas
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 AM
in the first draft he was called greg porcino but the editor said that was "too obvious"
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Which way does the staircase go? In this famous 'Endless Staircase' optical illusion, it's impossible to tell if the stairs are ascending or descending, leaving the observer thoroughly perplexed.
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
every single 20th-century literary theorist is like "i have invented a revolutionary and historically unprecedented method of rigorous and systematic analysis. the first thing you need to know is that all literature can be sorted into the following three to five categories"
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
when ellen ripley goes on vacation that's called a sojourney weaver
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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it is somewhat humbling to finish reading an afterword where the author talks about how her novel was inspired by the majesty of nature during a roadtrip into the deserts of oregon or whatever and then return to my story with such questions as "is this too much like the curse zones in okami"
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Prime Minister Polanski: [cackling maniacally, typing the White House coordinates into the launch computer] I said I'd get rid of our nuclear weapons. I never said how.
January 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
i believe it is possible to design a soulslike boss fight with more than two enemies that is fun. unfortunately it has not yet been achieved in practise
January 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
what is a man? (swigs pilsner) a miserable little pile of secrets! but enough talk. (smashes end of bottle against throne, brandishes it) have at you!
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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‘I always say, the film is the thing. The film is the thing. It’s the film, the language of cinema. You work so hard & the second it’s finished, people want you to change it back into words.’
- David Lynch
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
thinking about when i was taking a friend through elden ring with seamless co-op and i was being a dick standing back letting them fight rennala on their own and then a chandelier fell on me out of nowhere, killing me instantly. all time comedy gold
January 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
reverse benoit blanc be like "i basically get this. and it's not that interesting"
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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DARK SOULS II
January 14, 2026 at 9:23 AM
getting really frustrated with my slow internet, investigating the modem, discovering a brick has fallen onto the ethernet cable creating a big bubble in the cable, taking the brick off, internet is now fast
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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"True to the game..." is the funniest possible thing to caption a screaming spider with a fat ass
I got the Rue Morgue issue with The Return to Silent Hill Gans interview and glanced at it...I really hope this isn't moth Mary.
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 AM
kind of insane to have like four centuries of democratic institutions and then it all falls apart because someone noticed you never put in a rule against lying
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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I'm too lazy to do it myself but a blocklist for everyone sharing AI "unmasked" images of the murderous ICE thug would be nice.

It's such a wildly irresponsible and dumb thing to do. People saying "find him" while posting him with randomly generated faces is so stupid I don't know where to begin.
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM