Doctor Lexus
@dblexus.bsky.social
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up.
#Leguminati
#Leguminati
I’ll save you five years of scrolling - your president is a treasonous demented psychopathic criminal fascist
This’ll be part of their staunch defence of free-speech I assume.
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’ll save you five years of scrolling - your president is a treasonous demented psychopathic criminal fascist
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The trophy realises the existential dread
The saddest part of the FIFA ‘peace prize’ was how excited Senile Satan got over a fake award.
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The trophy realises the existential dread
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
Go straight to The Hague, do not pass go, do not collect $200
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Go straight to The Hague, do not pass go, do not collect $200
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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Trementia
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Trementia
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“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”
@cwarzel.bsky.social
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@cwarzel.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
@cwarzel.bsky.social
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Clowns like RFK Jr whine about processed foods and vaccines, when the thing that is actually ruining our health is pollution
The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals.
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.
Where is the MAHA outcry?
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Clowns like RFK Jr whine about processed foods and vaccines, when the thing that is actually ruining our health is pollution
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
She's leaving five years to the day after showing a few people where the exit and entry points are.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
She's leaving five years to the day after showing a few people where the exit and entry points are.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Dialogue from a recent episode of Only Murders in the Building aimed at a billionaire:
“If you want to make the world a better place, then stop making it worse”
“If you want to make the world a better place, then stop making it worse”
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dialogue from a recent episode of Only Murders in the Building aimed at a billionaire:
“If you want to make the world a better place, then stop making it worse”
“If you want to make the world a better place, then stop making it worse”
When you’re on the good stuff, I guess ibuprofen would do sweet fuck all
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When you’re on the good stuff, I guess ibuprofen would do sweet fuck all
It's like commenting then realising you didn't log into your sockpuppet account.
So Trump says he has to “bring in” foreign talent because American workers don’t have it. I also notice he says “No YOU don’t have it, instead of WE, Americas President is a literal foreign agent
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's like commenting then realising you didn't log into your sockpuppet account.
A trillion dollars couldn’t come close to filling the void in his soul.
Imagine having so much money and still being utterly worthless
Imagine having so much money and still being utterly worthless
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A trillion dollars couldn’t come close to filling the void in his soul.
Imagine having so much money and still being utterly worthless
Imagine having so much money and still being utterly worthless
Look forward to Jake Tapper’s book on this
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Look forward to Jake Tapper’s book on this
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
No thumbs up? He really is deteriorating.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No thumbs up? He really is deteriorating.
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I called this inevitable outcome as soon it was apparent that these ICE Brown Shirts were hiding their faces and not showing badges or warrants.
I wouldn’t be shocked if a mass grave is discovered when this comes to an end.
I wouldn’t be shocked if a mass grave is discovered when this comes to an end.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I called this inevitable outcome as soon it was apparent that these ICE Brown Shirts were hiding their faces and not showing badges or warrants.
I wouldn’t be shocked if a mass grave is discovered when this comes to an end.
I wouldn’t be shocked if a mass grave is discovered when this comes to an end.