Doctor Lexus
@dblexus.bsky.social
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up.
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The US is a rogue nation
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The US is a rogue nation
I’ve made five trips to the US as a tourist, wife and I had planned at least two more but never again
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I’ve made five trips to the US as a tourist, wife and I had planned at least two more but never again
Looking on from another western democracy, I'm always baffled as to how ineffectual the US congress and senate seem to be.
The only thing they seem to achieve is insider trading.
The only thing they seem to achieve is insider trading.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Looking on from another western democracy, I'm always baffled as to how ineffectual the US congress and senate seem to be.
The only thing they seem to achieve is insider trading.
The only thing they seem to achieve is insider trading.
I'd label him the most pathetic man in the world, but that's not possible when so many people enable this idiocy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'd label him the most pathetic man in the world, but that's not possible when so many people enable this idiocy.
You'd have more chance of reasoning with a child
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
You'd have more chance of reasoning with a child
I'll never wrap my head around someone who is Jewish, also being a Nazi.
It's like Dinesh D'Souza somehow being a white supremacist.
It's like Dinesh D'Souza somehow being a white supremacist.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I'll never wrap my head around someone who is Jewish, also being a Nazi.
It's like Dinesh D'Souza somehow being a white supremacist.
It's like Dinesh D'Souza somehow being a white supremacist.
Can’t prove that they were out fishing if every person and piece of evidence is smashed into their constituent atoms
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Can’t prove that they were out fishing if every person and piece of evidence is smashed into their constituent atoms
“I thought Elon only crapped on other people”
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“I thought Elon only crapped on other people”
His grave will be the busiest urinal in the world
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
His grave will be the busiest urinal in the world
A Babushka Doll of crimes
Open one crime, there’s another crime inside
Open one crime, there’s another crime inside
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A Babushka Doll of crimes
Open one crime, there’s another crime inside
Open one crime, there’s another crime inside
If he says it’s perfect, then it’s great news for everyone else
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If he says it’s perfect, then it’s great news for everyone else
If people could’ve voted for the competent woman instead of the demented old felon, this kid would probably have lived a long life
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If people could’ve voted for the competent woman instead of the demented old felon, this kid would probably have lived a long life
“That Latinx thing is really annoying, best to side with the fascists who’ll send me and my family to some gulag in another country”
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“That Latinx thing is really annoying, best to side with the fascists who’ll send me and my family to some gulag in another country”
Easy money if you could bet on it
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Easy money if you could bet on it
A dearth of political talent
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
A dearth of political talent