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“You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant … Oh, f*ck it.”

- Monsieur Gustave
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Wait until Trump finds out about 9/11!

Those Saudis migrants are screwed! 😏
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Wait until Trump finds out about 9/11!

Those Saudis migrants are screwed! 😏
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Trump adding:

“Just to be clear, I mean non-white people. When I say ‘third-world’ I mean brown and black folks. Stephen Miller wanted me to make sure that the implied racism was overt enough for my MAGA base.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Time for breakfast
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
(“…While visions of under-aged Russian prostitutes peeing on him danced in his head”) 👇
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Governor Morrissey adding: “I am the son, and the heir. Heaven knows I’m miserable now. Please, please let me get what I want. Every day IS like a Sunday. Everything is silent and grey. Share some peace tea with me. Finally asking, How soon is now? But what about the hairdresser on fire?”
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The diverse voices of the VERY White House, ladies and gentlemen. 👇

The White House press team represents people of ALL color:

…from white to ivory to alabaster to milky chalk to snowy pearl. 🤍🤍🤍

#Dei #DiversityMatters #TrumpIsRacist
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fortunately, moments later Karoline Leavitt gave Trump his blanket and he took a nap. 👇 💤
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Zookeeper who let face-eating leopard out of cage blasts face-eating leopard for eating people’s faces. 👇
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Sad.” 👇
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“MARI KREEZMUS, LEETLE PEEPUL!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Lindsey Halligan’s lawsuit dismissal came faster than Trump did with Stormy Daniels.

@thestormydaniels.bsky.social confirm?
Lindsey Halligan's suits get dismissed so fast they should come with a seatbelt.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Isn’t “Pablo Torre” the song all of the Whos sing at the end of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”? 🎄
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me: “OK, ONE of you three dogs just ate that decorative holiday throw pillow! WHO DESTROYED THE PILLOW?!?”

Boston Terrier: (Just be cool, girl, he doesn’t know for sure)
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The New York Times misspelled “illegal and immoral”. 🫤👇
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Two out of two “Dave Troy’s” agree. 👇

@davetroy.bsky.social @davetroy.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So THAT is why Donald Trump doesn’t mention he is a cereal graper? 🍇
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face, you get sprung!”
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Dogs are the best
A dog's love
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Well, I found that last piece of Halloween candy that nobody wanted:

Kardadhian Vagina Lollipops 🍭
Kourtney Kardashian is launching lollipops for your vagina
Probiotics? They’re for suckers. Kourtney Kardashian has launched a new addition to her Lemme line and it makes for quite an unexpected combo. On Sunday, the newest iteration of her Lemme Pur…
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November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Testing”?!?

I think you meant “VIOLATING the ceasefire”. 🚀
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM