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“You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant … Oh, f*ck it.”

- Monsieur Gustave
Tough bastard.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Heaven, I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek…”
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wait until Trump finds out about 9/11!

Those Saudis migrants are screwed! 😏
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Trump adding:

“Just to be clear, I mean non-white people. When I say ‘third-world’ I mean brown and black folks. Stephen Miller wanted me to make sure that the implied racism was overt enough for my MAGA base.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Remembering my ex from college.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Yep, Hounds 💕👇❤️
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The lovely Bernadette looks a little bit like my dear, sweet Molly ❤️👇
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yes. Our summer home is just 200 feet to the West of the Lighthouse Inn on the Southside of Dennis, Stella.

I have swam/ fished / kayaked there since the mid-1980s (Even stupidly swam the mile to “Rock Island” from the Lighthouse Inn at night once!) 👇
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No Google. We have a summer home in Dennis. I was the head lifeguard on the Southside beaches in the 1990s.

Lincoln Lodge was a local bar, that is now just condos. The “Nantucket Sleigh Ride” was their signature drink with 7 shots of rum in each.

Sundae School > Smugglers

Bonatt’s RIP. 🪦
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The diverse voices of the VERY White House, ladies and gentlemen. 👇

The White House press team represents people of ALL color:

…from white to ivory to alabaster to milky chalk to snowy pearl. 🤍🤍🤍

#Dei #DiversityMatters #TrumpIsRacist
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Sad.” 👇
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In Biggus Dickus’ wife’s ample buttocks? You know, “Incontinentia”? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“Great minds…” 👇
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Somebody get Beeks!” 🍊
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Isn’t “Pablo Torre” the song all of the Whos sing at the end of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”? 🎄
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The little one IS 💯 % guilty of the crime. 👇
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“Siri: show me someone ‘ugly on the inside’.” 👇 #OliviaNuzzi
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Me: “OK, ONE of you three dogs just ate that decorative holiday throw pillow! WHO DESTROYED THE PILLOW?!?”

Boston Terrier: (Just be cool, girl, he doesn’t know for sure)
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Two out of two “Dave Troy’s” agree. 👇

@davetroy.bsky.social @davetroy.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So THAT is why Donald Trump doesn’t mention he is a cereal graper? 🍇
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face, you get sprung!”
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
LITERALLY feeling like I am standing with Ukraine. 🇺🇦
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM