Dave Ferguson
daveferguson.bsky.social
Dave Ferguson
@daveferguson.bsky.social
Not as bad as you might think. Tangential. Instructional design, job aids, Ensampler.com. May be related to Alistair MacLeod. Francophonesque. Pic: Dad.

Chì mi Ceap Breatuinn, mo luaidh,
Fada bhuam, thar an t-sàil.
I saw mention in my feed of a boss who created a nickname for himself and tried to get his staff to use it.

Didn't work.

But it reminded me of the best names I ever heard for a Right Hand Guy / Bad Boss pair:

"Moose and Squirrel."
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is a *fabulous* test of the Frost Giants of Autocomplete: if they're wrong in stupid ways for stuff you know, why would you use them for stuff you don't?
Also I check to see what it hallucinates about me and/or my work, because that's a useful way to gauge how little to trust it on subjects where my domain knowledge is less complete than it is about, well, me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My knowledge of the Talmud comes from two courses taught by rabbis when I was an undergrad, but I love the flow and the affection of all these comments and citations that clearly deserve to exist.
What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A new unit for measuring time!

One-fifth of a Scaramucci. Call it a Summers Span.

The time between your Careful Step of Contrition and the impact of the Rake of Consequence right in your all-too-public profile.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Imagine if a Democratic member of the House named Schmay Schmiggins had treated a citizen wearing a "TRUMP 2028 2032 2036" t-shirt in this manner.

The entire Freedom Caucus would have rushed out with fixed bayonets.
Shame on Rep. Clay Higgins & shame on anyone who thinks this is acceptable.
This man didn’t just cast the lone “no” vote on exposing a global sex-trafficking network… he also grabbed a citizen for daring to ask a question he didn’t like. I hope this young man presses charges.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Are there any books explaining dementia to someone who is 5?
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
If you’re looking for #Christmas cards and gifts please have a look at my website.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
A repost would be lovely too.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Hector Ó hEochagáin is on the money, for whatever language you want to preserve. I'd like to have better Scottish Gaelic (Gàidhlig), while he's talking about Irish (Gaeilge). It took me too long to realize his "cùpla focal" is "a couple of words."

www.instagram.com/reel/DQtt1ZB...
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Remembrance Day in Canada.

My mom, circa 1943, as a lieutenant in the RCNVR (the Wavy Navy). A nursing sister, she served at the military hospital in Avalon, Newfoundland (which was not part of Canada till after the war).

Late in life, she was delighted to learn that counted as "overseas."
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
No wonder that @democrats.senate.gov has posted four whole times in the last three weeks.

The staffers are too embarrassed, and the actual Senators are still using BlackBerries.

Shame on you all.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Reminder folks that the CR still has to pass the House AND IT SHOULD DIE THERE.

Make sure your rep is on board to vote NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@democrats.senate.gov DO NOT CAVE.
DO NOT CAVE.

TRUMP IS COUNTING ON SCHUMER TO FOLD.

DO NOT CAVE.

IT'S THE GOP SHUTDOWN.
THEY OWN IT.

NO NEED TO BUY IN.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If the day ever arrives that John Roberts finally feels shame and resigns… I mean, “retires to teach the yutes,” how does Chief Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson sound?

Could hasten one or two additional more-time-with-the-family moments.
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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One last note about Watson, Crick, and Franklin: when Watson, Crick, and Wilkins stole her photographs, FRANKLIN was a PhD with a student of her own.

Crick was a grad student. Watson was a pretty newly minted PhD (1950).

Far too many people don’t know it was DOCTOR Franklin.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“No president, not ever the late, great George Washington, was able to do this, but WE did it!”
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
At least we can be sure the sub sandwich didn't have any fentanyl in it, or every cop within five blocks would have collapsed.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Online tip, contextual clue category:

Any purported survey that includes:
- “Challenge”
- “A little experiment”
- “Genuinely curious”

…is none of these things.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Systematic lying to the whole world can be safely carried out only under the conditions of totalitarian rule, where the fictitious quality of everyday reality makes propaganda largely superfluous.”

Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, which seems like the Ur-text of Project 2025.
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I remember during Trump's first term that the US took per yer 28 families of refugees fleeing civil war in Syria, while Canada took 20,000. Outrageous.
US will limit number of refugees to 7,500 and give priority to white South Africans
Low number represents a dramatic drop after US previously allowed in hundreds of thousands of people fleeing war and persecution
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hectare: 2.5 acres
Acre: 43,560 square feet
I was curious how big a 90k sq.ft. foot ballroom would be next to the Whitehouse. I went to google maps & drew this. the goog tells me 90k sq.ft is 0.836 hectares. This box is 0.822 ha. It is 9 times the size of the current East Wing and 3x bigger than the main Whitehouse. It means no more East Wing
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I saw this and assumed he was opening the East and West WINGS to drilling, based on his knowing more about oil than anyone attached to reality.
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The entire thread (this one's midstream) is worthwhile; this one really stood out.
What I’ve taken in over the last couple years is that when people have an irrationally outsized emotional response to doing a task,90% of the time it is because they can’t do it — not that they won’t do it. They can’t. And most people will die trying to prove why that’s someone else’s fault.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Look if Trump wants to demolish the White House he can get enough Canadians to do it again for free
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM