darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
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darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
[being held at gunpoint by my boss]
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
[being held at gunpoint by my boss]
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
thinking about compiling a list of my favorite 2025 songs but I barely listen to new songs so it'll just be a list of songs I finally HEARD in 2025 and it will include "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon from the year 1975
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
thinking about compiling a list of my favorite 2025 songs but I barely listen to new songs so it'll just be a list of songs I finally HEARD in 2025 and it will include "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon from the year 1975
gonna be in meetings all day so here's a free "good boy" for you, use it while I'm away
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
gonna be in meetings all day so here's a free "good boy" for you, use it while I'm away
What stage of adulting is it when you're doing online shopping...for IKEA products
What stage of adulting is it when you're excited to find out how the new fabric softener makes your clothes smell
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What stage of adulting is it when you're doing online shopping...for IKEA products
It's 4 pm, I just sent my first email of the day, and I do believe that's all the work I can manage this Tuesday. Thank you and goodbye
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It's 4 pm, I just sent my first email of the day, and I do believe that's all the work I can manage this Tuesday. Thank you and goodbye
Can a mental spiral be stopped by someone physically holding you in place? An experiment worthy of multiple tests. For science.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can a mental spiral be stopped by someone physically holding you in place? An experiment worthy of multiple tests. For science.
why is everyone being visited by spirits today? Halloween was a month ago
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
why is everyone being visited by spirits today? Halloween was a month ago
A colleague just referred to me as "sir" and I'm like can you not, I'm literally the silliest lil' guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
A colleague just referred to me as "sir" and I'm like can you not, I'm literally the silliest lil' guy
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SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEE 💚
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEE 💚
Madame Morrible may not have sung much in Wicked: For Good but nonetheless she brought the house down
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Madame Morrible may not have sung much in Wicked: For Good but nonetheless she brought the house down
You'll NEVER guess which movie I saw
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You'll NEVER guess which movie I saw
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea
Tired: whistleblowing
Wired: snitchcraft
Wired: snitchcraft
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tired: whistleblowing
Wired: snitchcraft
Wired: snitchcraft
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Simon Says please like me
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Simon Says please like me
Considering how things are going, Bluesky is going to integrate AI at some point and they'll want to call it BlueskAI and they'll have to pay me for the name since I coined it first 😤
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Considering how things are going, Bluesky is going to integrate AI at some point and they'll want to call it BlueskAI and they'll have to pay me for the name since I coined it first 😤
If Expedition 33 wins Game of the Year, we have to start replying with Monoco's face on feet pics, I don't make the rules
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If Expedition 33 wins Game of the Year, we have to start replying with Monoco's face on feet pics, I don't make the rules
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I must not join the discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will look at the discussion, I will allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it And when it has gone past I will scroll away. Only I will remain.
January 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I must not join the discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will look at the discussion, I will allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it And when it has gone past I will scroll away. Only I will remain.
I hope this email gommages us both
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I hope this email gommages us both
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Woke up without the will to live and still went to the gym and made it to the office
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Woke up without the will to live and still went to the gym and made it to the office
I've started playing Stray and can confirm that you can knock things off ledges and hence it's the best game ever
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I've started playing Stray and can confirm that you can knock things off ledges and hence it's the best game ever
I am officially "I'm getting increasingly tired of my morning routine" years old
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I am officially "I'm getting increasingly tired of my morning routine" years old
Last year for my birthday, I took the gang to watch Wicked and it's just occurring to me I'll have to take them again this year to finish the job lol
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Last year for my birthday, I took the gang to watch Wicked and it's just occurring to me I'll have to take them again this year to finish the job lol
gossip generated by AI is called ChatGPTea
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
gossip generated by AI is called ChatGPTea
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if you save a person’s post you should have to give that person $5
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
if you save a person’s post you should have to give that person $5