darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
why does the cafe latte have devil ears
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
why does the cafe latte have devil ears
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
You'll NEVER guess which movie I saw
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You'll NEVER guess which movie I saw
If Expedition 33 wins Game of the Year, we have to start replying with Monoco's face on feet pics, I don't make the rules
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If Expedition 33 wins Game of the Year, we have to start replying with Monoco's face on feet pics, I don't make the rules
I've started playing Stray and can confirm that you can knock things off ledges and hence it's the best game ever
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I've started playing Stray and can confirm that you can knock things off ledges and hence it's the best game ever
me at the gym with my one earbud, if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
me at the gym with my one earbud, if you even care
mentally, I'm still
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
mentally, I'm still
truly a dangerous business, this
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
truly a dangerous business, this
whenever I feel too lazy to do something important, I just imagine Kleya saying this to me in her witheringly eviscerating tone
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
whenever I feel too lazy to do something important, I just imagine Kleya saying this to me in her witheringly eviscerating tone
need to file an HR report, someone put boobies on my computer lockscreen??
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
need to file an HR report, someone put boobies on my computer lockscreen??
best tank top ever maybe idk
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
best tank top ever maybe idk
[whimpers] can anyone do the calculations for how many meals I'll have to skip so my prediabetic ass can have one of these
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
[whimpers] can anyone do the calculations for how many meals I'll have to skip so my prediabetic ass can have one of these
Saved you the trouble:
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Saved you the trouble:
It's this part that keeps it at the top for me 🪂
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's this part that keeps it at the top for me 🪂
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
not to be dramatic but I got nail clippers of Japanese make and they changed my life, them slicing through nails like a lightsaber through Jango Fett's neck
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
not to be dramatic but I got nail clippers of Japanese make and they changed my life, them slicing through nails like a lightsaber through Jango Fett's neck
Frodo if he dressed better or something, idk
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Frodo if he dressed better or something, idk
Here I am, quoting Ursula K. Le Guinn at you, and you're replying with *slinky* 😭😭
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Here I am, quoting Ursula K. Le Guinn at you, and you're replying with *slinky* 😭😭
can I come over and sleep next to you like this
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
can I come over and sleep next to you like this
fashionably late biceptember post
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
fashionably late biceptember post