darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
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darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
Post-nut clarity hits different when you finish and then notice there was a massive cockroach in the corner watching you the whole time
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Post-nut clarity hits different when you finish and then notice there was a massive cockroach in the corner watching you the whole time
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Can I log the hours I spent arguing with management in my head over the past 5 days as hours worked??
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Can I log the hours I spent arguing with management in my head over the past 5 days as hours worked??
still thinking about when I was watching the scene in Wicked Part 2 where Dulcibear appears and my brain automatically went "omg Paddington??"
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
still thinking about when I was watching the scene in Wicked Part 2 where Dulcibear appears and my brain automatically went "omg Paddington??"
I hope this email initiates a heated rivalry
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I hope this email initiates a heated rivalry
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
37 next week 🎂
37 next week 🎂
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
37 next week 🎂
37 next week 🎂
more phonosexual than homosexual these days, I fear
I moaned so loudly when I saw these that my neighbors complained
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
more phonosexual than homosexual these days, I fear
I moaned so loudly when I saw these that my neighbors complained
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I moaned so loudly when I saw these that my neighbors complained
Just reached the location for a work dinner that's an HOUR OUTSIDE the city so I'm TRAPPED WITH COWORKERS on a FRIDAY EVENING when I should already be HOME and GOONING
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just reached the location for a work dinner that's an HOUR OUTSIDE the city so I'm TRAPPED WITH COWORKERS on a FRIDAY EVENING when I should already be HOME and GOONING
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Happy Thanksgiving from da hubbies 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from da hubbies 🦃
this is the first time I've seen him wearing glasses and something inside me mightily quivered
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is the first time I've seen him wearing glasses and something inside me mightily quivered
A fun thing to do to pictures shared in the family group is to photoedit the "generated by AI ✨" symbol onto all of them
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A fun thing to do to pictures shared in the family group is to photoedit the "generated by AI ✨" symbol onto all of them
"Speakeasy implies the existence of a speakhard," I type eagerly and prepare to post before realizing that's just a library
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
"Speakeasy implies the existence of a speakhard," I type eagerly and prepare to post before realizing that's just a library
Just wrapped up a stressful meeting so I'm going to DIP my CROISSANT in a CAFE LATTE and NIBBLE it
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Just wrapped up a stressful meeting so I'm going to DIP my CROISSANT in a CAFE LATTE and NIBBLE it
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
[being held at gunpoint by my boss]
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
[being held at gunpoint by my boss]
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
🎶 🩷 💚
We couldn't be happier
Right, team?
Couldn't be happier
Look what we've got
A strategy plot
Our positive year-ending rating
Where we couldn't be happier
Couldn't be happier
Because happy is what happens
When shareholders get more value!
🎶🩷 💚
thinking about compiling a list of my favorite 2025 songs but I barely listen to new songs so it'll just be a list of songs I finally HEARD in 2025 and it will include "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon from the year 1975
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
thinking about compiling a list of my favorite 2025 songs but I barely listen to new songs so it'll just be a list of songs I finally HEARD in 2025 and it will include "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon from the year 1975
gonna be in meetings all day so here's a free "good boy" for you, use it while I'm away
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
gonna be in meetings all day so here's a free "good boy" for you, use it while I'm away
What stage of adulting is it when you're doing online shopping...for IKEA products
What stage of adulting is it when you're excited to find out how the new fabric softener makes your clothes smell
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What stage of adulting is it when you're doing online shopping...for IKEA products
It's 4 pm, I just sent my first email of the day, and I do believe that's all the work I can manage this Tuesday. Thank you and goodbye
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It's 4 pm, I just sent my first email of the day, and I do believe that's all the work I can manage this Tuesday. Thank you and goodbye
Can a mental spiral be stopped by someone physically holding you in place? An experiment worthy of multiple tests. For science.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can a mental spiral be stopped by someone physically holding you in place? An experiment worthy of multiple tests. For science.
why is everyone being visited by spirits today? Halloween was a month ago
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
why is everyone being visited by spirits today? Halloween was a month ago
A colleague just referred to me as "sir" and I'm like can you not, I'm literally the silliest lil' guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
A colleague just referred to me as "sir" and I'm like can you not, I'm literally the silliest lil' guy
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SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEE 💚
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEE 💚
Madame Morrible may not have sung much in Wicked: For Good but nonetheless she brought the house down
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Madame Morrible may not have sung much in Wicked: For Good but nonetheless she brought the house down
You'll NEVER guess which movie I saw
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You'll NEVER guess which movie I saw