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darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
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Here because I broke up with my X. Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · Sep 18
Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:

• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 4h
A LIL' DOGGO JUST RESTED HER HEAD ON MY LAP AND I THINK I MIGHT JUST DIE OF HAPPYCUTE
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 12h
Or:
"Have a nice day!"
"No."
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 12h
[happy worst person noises]
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 14h
In my ongoing quest to become the worst person you know, if you say to me, "You smell nice," I will reply with, "oh that's not me, that's the perfume."
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 16h
a lightning bolt strikes a person standing on top of a mountain ..
ALT: a lightning bolt strikes a person standing on top of a mountain ..
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 16h
That pep talk was truly amazing. She had so much depth to her
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h
In my offense, I have never allowed a bad lighting selfie to be perceived 😤😂
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h
😂

I like the other version too:

'coffee or tea?'
"Tea"
'Wrong, it's coffee'
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h
Becoming invincible? YES
a man in a yellow and blue superhero costume
ALT: a man in a yellow and blue superhero costume
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h
She's so real
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 17h
went for a run AND had fruit with Greek yogurt this morning before work so I'm basically invincible
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 18h
It's what Moira would want
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 18h
with respect to my thirst trap yesterday:
Screen captures from the show Schitt's Creek with Moira Rose saying, "Alexis, what have I told you about putting your body on the internet? Never, never without proper lighting!"
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
It's only fair
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
INDEED
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
a man wearing a beanie and a black jacket is smiling and holding a piece of food .
ALT: a man wearing a beanie and a black jacket is smiling and holding a piece of food .
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
brb, making plans to visit in grey sweatpants season
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
I bask in the sounds, please continue
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
Mutually beneficial illumination
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
Either that or I delete this post for aforementioned disintegrated foundation
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
just remembered this was at an H&M and not Gap, the foundation upon which this post stands has disintegrated
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
Danish humbles me, I am not worthy of that title
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
Please go commando at this point, end your panties' suffering
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 1d
That's too much work, I'll just return to Madrid and pose for you in person
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