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Dan Lansdowne
@danlansdowne.mow.haus
Canadian, furry, sometimes writer. Late 30s. Non-monogamous. Account will be NSFW frequently. 18+ followers only. He/him/his. Profile pic by @leanonberger.bsky.social‬.
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Wow, hello new followers! My name is Dan, and I'm a *very* slow writer. I write both SFW and NSFW, my stories mainly focusing on my polyam trio Dan, Krista, and Alex, plus their kids, family, and friends - many of whom are characters borrowed from friends.
@cageyratfish.bsky.social Hope you're doing okay.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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44871 - Rannoch Viaduct - 19.10.13
YouTube video by acw71000
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm thinking Krista might on occasion. Even allowing for differences in artistic style, her hair does change shade now and then.

The first one is deliberately darker, possibly due to hair colour change with age.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Frank.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
His week so far has consisted of:

Fuck women
Fuck BC
Fuck First Nations
Fuck the Environment

He could really cap off the week by kicking a puppy into the Ottawa River on the way to Question Period.

#politics #Canada
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Update on this: spent Sunday and Monday dusting, tidying, doing dishes, and doing six loads of laundry - no mean feat when the laundry room is two floors down, even with an elevator.

Still have to do the floors. The vacuum filter had to be rinsed out.
Well, the apartment is still a mess, but the air conditioners and patio table are in the storage area. It's a win.

Forgot to move the fan, though. I can do that in a couple of weeks when I put the tree up.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Vicky's been doing some vintage shopping!

Y2K teen drawn by @novalynxa.bsky.social.

www.furaffinity.net/view/63088203/
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I hope the 100th birthday special edition magazines are held back until he actually makes it to 100. Was a bit awkward when Betty White came short.

Also, I love that his career has lasted so long that he literally had a TV show named after him and it never gets mentioned in any articles.
Dick Van Dyke says avoiding two things is the key to a long life as he nears 100
‘I’ve always thought that anger is one thing that eats up a person’s insides,’ star admits as he closes in on milestone birthday
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Only two days since he made the post that torpedoed his career. That has to be a record.

www.cbc.ca/news/world/c...
Campbell's exec on leave after allegedly mocking 'poor people' who eat its soup | CBC News
A lawsuit filed by a former security analyst at Campbell's alleges he was fired for reporting inappropriate conduct by a senior executive, including an hour-long rant in which the executive allegedly ...
www.cbc.ca
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Jensen can get into the sea.

Which is 240% warmer than in 1980, in no small part due to the devastating effects of AI & crypto on the environment.

Using AI is literally insane in a existential planetary climate crisis.

Every prompt you use, leads us closer to extinction.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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あなたを吸い込みます。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I inhale you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It astounds me that TV manufacturers would make the picture sharper and higher-resolution then ever, and then totally ruin it with these settings.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fortunately, someone from the US came up with an alternative. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usonia
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dan and Krista either went a few weeks or a few months from first date to sex. Haven't decided when their first time will be. (Dan hadn't yet, Krista didn't want to push.) Krista and Alex started as FWBs, so their timeline is in the negative.

#nsfw
Couple/Polycule Question: How many dates did your OCs go on before they slept together?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A soft beagle for Wagon Wednesday, drawn by @morgdl.bsky.social. #nsfw #furryart
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
One down...
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Don’t sleep on Canadian approval for trans washroom access being 10 points higher than the US…
the Ipsos Pride survey is genuinely an awesome product, but jesus the difference in the UK/US on trans issues is nuts
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sort of? Those bolts on Krista's daybed were already loose, but they finally came loose while she and Dan were in the middle of something...followed by part of the bed frame landing on Dan's tail.

#nsfw
Has your OC caused any property damage in the proverbial bedroom? Broken beds, shattered lamps, that sort of thing.
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yeah, my OCs' interfaith polycule isn't going anywhere.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Hey all! The legendary furry artist Terrie Smith will need to have surgery for a heart valve replacement! Please help if you can! She REALLY appreciates it!!!

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/11258083

https://ko-fi.com/littlepaw40224 

https://patreon.com/terriesmith
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is from a spoof ad cooked up by Jeremy Clarkson. Arguably it's even more on brand for him.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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According to our guide "it's normal for the steam engine to scream when it's working"

You and me both, steam engine.
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM