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this is me looking out for your first good post
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so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Stavros tried to get cast in One Battle After Another because he thought it was 75 french fries
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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“They CANCELED Ridiculousness, man. Over 1700 episodes. A cornerstone of the channel. And just CANCELED.”
January 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Imagine if Cornholio was Chinese. Incredible
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
ai, make the 2nd verse of "money for nothing" about ICE instead
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Titubot is a robot that is also a witch in like futurama or some type shit
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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finally some representation in hollywood
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Fuck da Six Fransevenco 69ers
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
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January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Cool moon ya got there asshole
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Ah... ah... AH... CHOOOO!
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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kinda wish people wouldn't use the Leavitt thing to make fun of lip injections. I don't have a problem making fun of someone's appearance but you shouldn't make fun of anything that I personally have had done.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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All your problems in life can be fixed by a cool jacket
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i fucking love activating with my favorite brands
December 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
me, lane kiffin, dan mullen, and mike leach show that everyone with half a brain is dying to leave mississippi
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I think I downloaded the wrong version of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind...
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Three 6 7 mafia
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
escape from twerkoff
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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wolfpupy comic from May 20, 2021 - patreon.com/wolfpupy
November 16, 2023 at 12:58 AM