Punished “Venom” Dilbert
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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Imagining a guy who is anti Epstein solely because he invented micro transactions
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Imagining a guy who is anti Epstein solely because he invented micro transactions
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Mama, take this app off my phone. I can't use it anymore.
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Mama, take this app off my phone. I can't use it anymore.
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
No one is talking about how the Melania movie is made by the guy who made the Rush Hour movies and then immediately moved to Israel after getting hit with sexual assault allegations.
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
No one is talking about how the Melania movie is made by the guy who made the Rush Hour movies and then immediately moved to Israel after getting hit with sexual assault allegations.
So tragic when a co worker excitedly tells me it’s going to be above 0 degrees today. This winter has given us all Stockholm syndrome.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
So tragic when a co worker excitedly tells me it’s going to be above 0 degrees today. This winter has given us all Stockholm syndrome.
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Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there! twitch.tv/hcjustin
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there! twitch.tv/hcjustin
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im in the poison swamp. threre are guys throwing huge rocks at me from way up. theres dudes on kites swooping down to kill me. and theres 100000 monkeys with swords who want my ass Dead
July 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
im in the poison swamp. threre are guys throwing huge rocks at me from way up. theres dudes on kites swooping down to kill me. and theres 100000 monkeys with swords who want my ass Dead
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i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 AM
i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you
He’s BACK
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
He’s BACK
Deeply, deeply unserious creature
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Deeply, deeply unserious creature
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MY ENEMY: i'll see you in hell!!!
ME: what. i never thought you're a bad person. we just have, you know, operational friction. conflicting goals
MY ENEMY: can you please just move your car so i can get out
ME: (walking away) yeah yeah in the morning. see ya in heaven
ME: what. i never thought you're a bad person. we just have, you know, operational friction. conflicting goals
MY ENEMY: can you please just move your car so i can get out
ME: (walking away) yeah yeah in the morning. see ya in heaven
January 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
MY ENEMY: i'll see you in hell!!!
ME: what. i never thought you're a bad person. we just have, you know, operational friction. conflicting goals
MY ENEMY: can you please just move your car so i can get out
ME: (walking away) yeah yeah in the morning. see ya in heaven
ME: what. i never thought you're a bad person. we just have, you know, operational friction. conflicting goals
MY ENEMY: can you please just move your car so i can get out
ME: (walking away) yeah yeah in the morning. see ya in heaven
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Bandai making Char look like an absentee father lol
Laughing at how this is an official Bandai Namco promotional image going into 2026..
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Bandai making Char look like an absentee father lol
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New iOS update fucking SUCKS.
You don’t have to make everything bounce around. I’m just using my phone
You don’t have to make everything bounce around. I’m just using my phone
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
New iOS update fucking SUCKS.
You don’t have to make everything bounce around. I’m just using my phone
You don’t have to make everything bounce around. I’m just using my phone
Goodbye, Price Tags. Hello, Dynamic Pricing.
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December 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Raising money for Immigrant Defenders Law Center this month, starting tomorrow!! Swing by!
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December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Raising money for Immigrant Defenders Law Center this month, starting tomorrow!! Swing by!
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An adjustment has been made to this week’s schedule. The intern responsible has been tossed into a great big hole
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December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
An adjustment has been made to this week’s schedule. The intern responsible has been tossed into a great big hole
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Yoda went under the bumper
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yoda went under the bumper
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