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jeremy/cycl0/志鵬. uw/caltech, seattleite, inorg chemist turned adjunct turned process chemist. 30% chem, 20% memes, 50% anxiety. he/him. 🏳️‍🌈 this is not a professional account
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i am thoroughly coated in sea salt
named my fists curtin and hammett because you'll be in rapid equilibrium with the floor
named my fists E1 and E2, cos either way you're getting eliminated #chemchat
named my fists Hofmann and Beckmann. Are you ready for some rearrangin’ #ChemChat
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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named my fists Miessler and Tarr because they're going to give you an improper rotation
named my fists Strunk and White because they help me omit needless words
Named my fists Ben and Jerry cause they're headed right for your mouth and stomach
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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named my fists E1 and E2, cos either way you're getting eliminated #chemchat
named my fists Hofmann and Beckmann. Are you ready for some rearrangin’ #ChemChat
named my fists Mettler and Toledo. You have 20 seconds to weigh up your options #ChemChat
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
today on "sentences i never thought i'd say":
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
so my uncle and cousin are showing me around paris, and it's very amusing to me that between the three of us, we need four languages
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
(S)-cargot (R)-cargot
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
done with work for the week thank GOD, time to finally relax and enjoy france wheeeeeeee
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
happy thanksgiving, time to eat a sad vending machine lunch at 3 bc of a dumb miscommunication oop
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
no chicken flavor whatsoever, which makes sense given that the ingredient list only includes the seasonings traditionally used for it. 2/10
new potato chip flavor of the day: rotisserie chicken
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
new potato chip flavor of the day: rotisserie chicken
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
don't mind me pulling a muscle while trying to put on some PPE today
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
made it with only a 5 hour delay!
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
and off we goooooooo
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just watched two wheelchair attendants almost get into a fistfight while they had a person in the wheelchair, new airport experience unlocked lmao
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
good fucking lord i am overwhelmed rn
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
change one letter and ruin a candy

GERDs
change one letter and ruin a candy

Wounds
change one letter and ruin a candy

Nards
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
these are the two i'm most proud of tbh
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
anyways if anybody has food recs for paris in/near the 6th arrondissement i am all ears
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
so i guess i'm getting shipped out to france next weekend??? gonna need duolingo to ass a chemistry section to the french course real quick
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
wake up babe new process items of interest just dropped
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
editing slides past midnight. i feel like i'm an adjunct all over again
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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please don't @ me like "actually cerium is unique among the lanthanides for its +4 oxidation state"

⚗️🧪 #chemsky
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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he’s tired
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the last two weeks have been a fucking struggle in all aspects, send hugs pls
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM