Merry Christmas, Cyber Otters!
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Perpetually semi-retired rugby player. Very retired Army NCO. Cyber operations professional. Christian anarchist(?) Guitar player. Views are mine, likes/RPs/quotes != endorsements
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There's an axiom that we become an amalgam of the 5 people we spend the most time with. Their likes become our likes, their wants become our wants, and their blind spots become our blind spots. So who are the 5 people your AI engine is hanging out with the most? #/?
Dilution is the solution for pollution.
Pinning this again:
Do not use milk, juice, urine, antacids, baking soda on pepper spray or tear gas. Just water. Plain water..
Optical saline ok in eyes, but maybe save it for the dumbasses who wore contact lenses.
Plain soap or shampoo ok on skin, but never in eyes.
Do not use milk, juice, urine, antacids, baking soda on pepper spray or tear gas. Just water. Plain water..
Optical saline ok in eyes, but maybe save it for the dumbasses who wore contact lenses.
Plain soap or shampoo ok on skin, but never in eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dilution is the solution for pollution.
Listen to Blood Work.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Listen to Blood Work.
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Massie on Johnson: "He wants to create a provision of this law that would exempt the very people we're trying to expose -- the men who raped these women. He says, 'We'll make sure they are credible allegations.' Is he calling the survivors we witnessed today un-credible? That's the implication"
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Massie on Johnson: "He wants to create a provision of this law that would exempt the very people we're trying to expose -- the men who raped these women. He says, 'We'll make sure they are credible allegations.' Is he calling the survivors we witnessed today un-credible? That's the implication"
So they'll be released via Signal chat by the SECDEF? 👊🇺🇸🔥
BREAKING: Releasing the Epstein files without redactions could pose a national security risk, according to House Speaker Mike Johnson.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So they'll be released via Signal chat by the SECDEF? 👊🇺🇸🔥
She imagines herself Robespierre, doesn't she?
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
She imagines herself Robespierre, doesn't she?
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One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
Unfortunately there's a whole bloc of dudes who will read this and think it's awesome.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Unfortunately there's a whole bloc of dudes who will read this and think it's awesome.
Why does this all feel like an elaborate tax evasion scheme?
Anthropic will pay Microsoft to pay Nvidia so Microsoft and Nvidia can pay Anthropic
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/a...
Anthropic to buy $30 billion in Azure capacity in new deal with Microsoft, Nvidia
www.cnbc.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Why does this all feel like an elaborate tax evasion scheme?
Two Georgia Democrats just scored walkovers based on affordability of utilities and Spanberger just stormed to a VA Governor victory with the radical concept that transgender people are worthy of human dignity, tell me more about these "unpopular opinions."
this is just a wild thing to tweet a week after democrats won a statewide in Georgia by 20 points. completely divorced from the current electoral environment
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Two Georgia Democrats just scored walkovers based on affordability of utilities and Spanberger just stormed to a VA Governor victory with the radical concept that transgender people are worthy of human dignity, tell me more about these "unpopular opinions."
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
"This makes it sound like I was an extremely insecure man in his 50s buying the affections of a college coed, but if you average the spending out over the 4+ years we were together I actually come across as a very insecure sugar daddy buying the affections of a grad student. NOT THE SAME THING!"
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"This makes it sound like I was an extremely insecure man in his 50s buying the affections of a college coed, but if you average the spending out over the 4+ years we were together I actually come across as a very insecure sugar daddy buying the affections of a grad student. NOT THE SAME THING!"
Etymology is fun and English is just the dumbest language sometimes.
A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’
A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.
The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”
‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Etymology is fun and English is just the dumbest language sometimes.
The post-JCIDS/post-JROC acquisition world and the lack of granular guidance for what replaces them has turned into a field day of some of the most cursed PowerPoint slides in my life.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The post-JCIDS/post-JROC acquisition world and the lack of granular guidance for what replaces them has turned into a field day of some of the most cursed PowerPoint slides in my life.
Excuse me, I have been assured that the war on Christmas has always been and will forever remain the person at the Kroger cash register telling me "Happy Holidays."
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Excuse me, I have been assured that the war on Christmas has always been and will forever remain the person at the Kroger cash register telling me "Happy Holidays."
The economy is humming, folks!
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The economy is humming, folks!
She met the Kavanaugh standard.
US citizen Maria Greeley, a Latina who was adopted, was walking home from work downtown when masked agents zip tied her. They said she “doesn’t look like a Greeley.” This is how the government treats people under current deportation policies.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/15/l...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/15/l...
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
She met the Kavanaugh standard.
My son is getting college offers and even after academic and athletic scholarships holy crap is college expensive. I've lived a lot of my adult life with "figure out how to get my kids through college with minimal debt" in the background of my mind, and holy crap, I'm still not sure I did it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My son is getting college offers and even after academic and athletic scholarships holy crap is college expensive. I've lived a lot of my adult life with "figure out how to get my kids through college with minimal debt" in the background of my mind, and holy crap, I'm still not sure I did it.
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We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
Rush Limbaugh said this in 2016:
www.breitbart.com/clips/2016/0...
www.breitbart.com/clips/2016/0...
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Rush Limbaugh said this in 2016:
www.breitbart.com/clips/2016/0...
www.breitbart.com/clips/2016/0...
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Coons on Epstein files: "My hunch is that AG Bondi, having just been ordered on social media by the president to open an investigation into a series of high-profile Dems, will promptly say, 'No, there's an ongoing investigation, we can't disclose any of this,' and the president will back that up."
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Coons on Epstein files: "My hunch is that AG Bondi, having just been ordered on social media by the president to open an investigation into a series of high-profile Dems, will promptly say, 'No, there's an ongoing investigation, we can't disclose any of this,' and the president will back that up."
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“I was 14… I was 16… this was me when I met Epstein… there are thousands of us… time to let the secrets out of the shadows”
Powerful ad from survivors ahead of a vote to tell us where each House rep stands on protecting kids vs protecting pedophiles.
Powerful ad from survivors ahead of a vote to tell us where each House rep stands on protecting kids vs protecting pedophiles.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“I was 14… I was 16… this was me when I met Epstein… there are thousands of us… time to let the secrets out of the shadows”
Powerful ad from survivors ahead of a vote to tell us where each House rep stands on protecting kids vs protecting pedophiles.
Powerful ad from survivors ahead of a vote to tell us where each House rep stands on protecting kids vs protecting pedophiles.
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
Fire Gregor Townsend. What an absolute collapse.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fire Gregor Townsend. What an absolute collapse.
What a line from Capuozzo!
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What a line from Capuozzo!
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This is pretty wild, Turkey basically just nuked the lower levels of its football pyramid because everyone involved, from the players to the refs to club executives, were betting on matches www.reuters.com/sports/socce...
www.reuters.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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