When Santa texts to hear you say "ho, ho, ho!" but you're dyslexic.

This stinks, I like wearing sweaters and am tired of it being warm in Georgia.

"I am willing to invest time and resources to ensure powerful people in government, academia, and society are not pedophiles" is not some kind of radically partisan stance and I'm worried about the future of the nation when people try to make it such.

Specific vibrations, you say?

D'you need a hug, Russ?

Last one is Bonhoeffer by Eric Metaxas. It's a compelling read, but the narrative is based on a very selective and deeply disingenuous reckoning of Bonhoeffer's faith and motivations that ruins it as a novel. Bonhoeffer's family his disavowed it & Metaxas' association with the Bonhoeffer name.

Also it's way more a memoirs but I recently got my dad's copy. Him and Billy Waugh worked together in the 90s and early 00s on... stuff. It's written with Billy's classic bombast that's a little eye rolling, but still a fun read.

Balenciaga is at it again!

Legislating seems harder than making a video, tho.

You thought you'd get away from your Platoon Sergeant by taking leave over the Holidays? Merry Christmas, motherfucker.

I cannot imagine the point of taking leave over the holidays as a SNCO when I'm also expected to report when my formation is 100% phone-tree-complete and gold dust green on Christmas Day.

The administration understands how important "Putin is my friend" is for Trump's mental health and that Putin will stop being his friend as soon as he gets what he wants, so they have to keep floating impossible deals to hopefully keep the ball rolling

No you're not. Somewhere a CSM is building a spreadsheet and doesn't care that you're also on leave, SFC, you're going to call every trooper and wish them a merry Christmas by 1100 or you'll be explaining to the BC why you hate your troops and disobeyed the SecArmy by 1300.