Lïam from Online
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God's only angel.
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It’s not just posting, it’s challenging what a post can be!
I truly don’t understand anyone being in this town without their employer forcing and paying them to do so for one week periods at a time.
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I truly don’t understand anyone being in this town without their employer forcing and paying them to do so for one week periods at a time.
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Big boy looking for help.
February 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Big boy looking for help.
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I am once again in the worst place (Silicon Valley), and the weather isn’t even good this time.
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I am once again in the worst place (Silicon Valley), and the weather isn’t even good this time.
What did the train guy from matrix need all those watches for?
February 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
What did the train guy from matrix need all those watches for?
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I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
One of the interesting things this time around is just how hollow the whole thing sounds. In the past, people have been able to use the empty concept of electability to anoint and position the person they demanded, but now that Republicans are getting obliterated everywhere, that doesn't work.
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
I’ll never have x ray vision.
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’ll never have x ray vision.
Sorry I called your dad "The Senpai King of Milwaukee."
February 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Sorry I called your dad "The Senpai King of Milwaukee."
Explain the compiler you're writing, again?
Okay, so have you seen Three Days of the Condor?
Okay, so have you seen Three Days of the Condor?
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Explain the compiler you're writing, again?
Okay, so have you seen Three Days of the Condor?
Okay, so have you seen Three Days of the Condor?
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Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
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please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
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you gotta hand it to the old military industrial complex-they used to have STYLE.
compare these logos for lockheed/northrop/grumman against palantir/anduril
compare these logos for lockheed/northrop/grumman against palantir/anduril
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
you gotta hand it to the old military industrial complex-they used to have STYLE.
compare these logos for lockheed/northrop/grumman against palantir/anduril
compare these logos for lockheed/northrop/grumman against palantir/anduril
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(Coming out of the bathroom) Did anyone else's weiner just pee pee?
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
(Coming out of the bathroom) Did anyone else's weiner just pee pee?
You can't "mix" pills. They're all the same flavor.
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
You can't "mix" pills. They're all the same flavor.
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Nuance is a river in Egypt
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Nuance is a river in Egypt
They should do another global pandemic. I got some good hog crankin’ in those days.
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
They should do another global pandemic. I got some good hog crankin’ in those days.
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worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time
Cow tools for women. ❤️🫶🏻🌹
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Cow tools for women. ❤️🫶🏻🌹
They should do Chapter 11 things for stuff other than bankruptcy.
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
They should do Chapter 11 things for stuff other than bankruptcy.
I met Claude Opus 4.6-Fast. She's black.
February 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I met Claude Opus 4.6-Fast. She's black.
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i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools