Emma
cursevictim.bsky.social
Emma
@cursevictim.bsky.social
lesbian husband, small talk enthusiast

free Palestine 🕊️ 🍉
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I said mother you're delusional if you think Keith isn't watching Dateline with us.
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This website is not very nice to trans women
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
wenn ich ein Austauschstudentin in Österreich war habe ich ein Jung gekennt, wer dem Englisch besser war wenn er blau war. Mein Deutsch ist auch besser betrunkt weil nuchtern werd ich nicht versuchen to be freaking honest.
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
can I be real....the only part of Tumblr I miss is being part of the Drew Crew (fans of the Nancy Drew PC games) (this was real and more active than you imagine)
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sorry for posting while intoxicated but I love my cute little wife I can't wait to give her her Christmas presents she is six feet tall and I would carry her in my pocket all day if I could
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
She's my wife. There is no compromise
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I never stopped calling him baby yoda tbh
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just got an email from Austin Martin, who presumably sent it from a car-themed cartoon world
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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a decoração de natal do shopping q parece uma cena de suicídio coletivo na floresta encantada
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
when we saw Longlegs in theaters and Nic Cage goes "hail Satan" a guy behind us yelled "hail Jesus Christ!" and I wish I could incorporate that into everyone's viewings, you lose something without it
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
once I dreamed I was pregnant, expecting a human baby, but instead I gave birth to six adult snakes all of different types. still they recognized me as their mother and they were my beloved children regardless of my expectations.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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met god, she's dead
August 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Every time I try to articulate why I can't just not care about politics I delete it bc I think I sound like this
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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[at the shoppers drug mart with my sniper friend]
ME: listerine huh.. not scope?
SNIPER FRIEND: sniping is just a job to me
June 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nike's probably never going to relaunch the Decades huh
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I have two married clients at work named Nash and Young and once I asked Nash if people were always asking where's Crosby and Stills haha and she said "not really"
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
God I hate men
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
this is finally starting to pay off btw.
yet another long day of telling my coworkers to leave their worthless husbands
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I really love the Saudi comedy festival because I fucking hate comedians and now so does everyone else
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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RIP, in one of her books we read for school she talked about keeping her baby in a cage during field research so the chimps couldn't eat it and i still laugh about that
Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.

As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.

End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM