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crypttrader.bsky.social
Crypt Trader • Comm's Closed
@crypttrader.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW - Lewd writer in her late 20's || Hyper Content || she/her || Minors, MAPS, Loli/Shotacon, pedophiles, pro-shippers DNI ||
You can learn a lot about artists you follow from what they share.

Most commonly whether they have a 'type'. Most of the artists I follow have the type 'BIG WOMAN/MAN'

sometimes artists I follow turn out to have the type 'child'.
And that's unfortunate.
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Evergreen tweet:
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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The coordinates of Epstein's island are about 18.300, -64.821.

JK Rowling has owned the yacht Samsara (MMSI #319068100) since sometime in 2023. The table below shows when her yacht visited the area.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and remember:

There's always another secret :)
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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"One of the highest tolls since the October ceasefire"
"One of"
"Ceasefire"
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Get in, losers, we’re flipping Texas.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Last week Home Depot laid off an absolute shit ton of Supervisors and Managers, with the goal of replacing them with A.I.

More details in images below.

[First image is me relaying the news from my friend. Other three are from reddit]

Everyone still working for them needs to plan their exit now.
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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After hours at Isabelle's 💦
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Sweet Troll Jegus
It has been many sweeps since I last gaze upon Largo's visage.
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The treatment is masturbating more, duh

If you're masturbating, it's because your body needs it. Taking care of your body's needs is extremely important. You wouldn't deny yourself sleep, food, or the toilet.

So masturbate when your body needs it. And if it needs it more... then keep masturbating.
Modeus desperate for a cure
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Full color commission for @uninspiredtortoise.bsky.social!

If you're interested:

✏️$40 - Quick Sketch (+$25 for flats)
✒️$110 - Full Color Commission
-(+$25 for additional Characters)
-(+$25 for background)

My 🟪discord: Boris_Grim
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Def a favorite of mine.
Lara breast expansion
Lara model @kisx3d.bsky.social
VA Lavanda_VA
Audio IronMojave
SFX packs @expandinator.com @opennsfwsp.bsky.social @lehornysfx3d.bsky.social @hentaudio.bsky.social
from late 2023
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I can't imagine. The conceptual idea of a reality where they stop is so alien and incompatible with reasonable thought that I can't even imagine a reality where they haven't been flooding her womb since the beginning of time.
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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Wrote a somewhat delayed christmas gift story for @xoinova.bsky.social, featuring a few of their characters, a somewhat cursed present, and booba.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63696563/
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Such interesting growths, right?

Page 6/? - Next 4 pages available on Patreron and Substar🐑
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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We literally don’t have our papers, all my moms stuff, clothes, most of our electronics, games, we barely have anything anymore..

We’re literally at rock bottom right now.

America is very fucked and this is literally the first time we’ve ever been through somn like this with landlords.
I dont have a pen rn. I cant draw digitally. Until i get pencil n paper.

Me and my mom literally dont have most of our stuff, we called the police they cant do anything about it. All we can do is handle it in court at some point.

But please help till we figure some shit out ko-fi.com/puppysnackz
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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If your reindeer transformation lasts longer than the allotted holiday, cease all usage of Instant White Christmas shots and empty out as quickly as possible to avoid prolonged production.

...If you can...

For: @axiee.bsky.social and @idiotgiraffe.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
A long time coming and a lot of hard work, from @soylentorange.bsky.social

I haven't read this yet (as it literally just released), but it's on my list now.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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big fat tail
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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And a scene for @fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social of Judy getting a visit from Gita. Seems Judy’s size is rubbing off on Gita.
#nsfw #chounyuu #hypersky #hyper
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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found the picture i edited to illustrate this point (inspired by one of my favorite powerscaling images ever made)
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM