Cryptic Vic
@crypticvic.bsky.social
Trans🏳️⚧️ (she/her), 30-something (i stopped keeping track). Im a lover of so many things. Computers by day, bad computers by night 😈. I'll repost a lot of random things. Maybe comment, who knows. 🔞 No Minors 18+ only.
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And Chapter 6 of Exofunctor is out now!
This will be the last chapter until probably the new year.
Come read it, or the preceding chapters at Ao3.
archiveofourown.org/works/750550...
This will be the last chapter until probably the new year.
Come read it, or the preceding chapters at Ao3.
archiveofourown.org/works/750550...
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“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“why did someone save this post??” i dunno that button was put in a part of the UI that makes it trivially easy for someone to accidentally press it & not realize it, but no actually i saved that post because later im going to stroke my shit to completion to your thoughts about orange juice pulp
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so much of IT is reading the text on the screen because the user doesn’t feel like doing it
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
so much of IT is reading the text on the screen because the user doesn’t feel like doing it
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more food besides tiny citrus fruit and babybel cheese should be packaged in slutty fishnets you get to rip open
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
more food besides tiny citrus fruit and babybel cheese should be packaged in slutty fishnets you get to rip open
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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trans women are so beautiful i cannot stay normal about it
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
trans women are so beautiful i cannot stay normal about it
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I am not in a bdsm relationship with my hardware. It is not allowed to collar me.
Antistatic straps are for cowards. If you are fearless and pure of heart the electricity can tell and it will leave you and your PC unharmed
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am not in a bdsm relationship with my hardware. It is not allowed to collar me.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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A swear jar, but for saying "I'll be fine. I always am. :)"
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A swear jar, but for saying "I'll be fine. I always am. :)"
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Welcome to online trans culture, where our top scientists are hard at work trying to create a contagious mental illness.
Meanwhile, our bottom scientists keep successfully convincing each other they're dogs.
Meanwhile, our bottom scientists keep successfully convincing each other they're dogs.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Welcome to online trans culture, where our top scientists are hard at work trying to create a contagious mental illness.
Meanwhile, our bottom scientists keep successfully convincing each other they're dogs.
Meanwhile, our bottom scientists keep successfully convincing each other they're dogs.
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Your call is very important to us, please remain on the line.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Your call is very important to us, please remain on the line.
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actually yeah i don't hate it tbh
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
actually yeah i don't hate it tbh
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i've had so many people tell me this tweet got them to transition
Which is why you need to try both out. For the greater pursuit of knowledge, of course.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i've had so many people tell me this tweet got them to transition
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we were not mean enough to people with google glasses in 2015 or whatever
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
we were not mean enough to people with google glasses in 2015 or whatever
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
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Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!
Watch Now!! 📺
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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i'm convinced all areas of comp sci all eventually bleed into each other once you know them well enough
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i'm convinced all areas of comp sci all eventually bleed into each other once you know them well enough
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the little mage girl looks really cute with both of her dainty little wrists pinned above her head in one of my hands. i especially like those furious helpless tears beading at the corners of her eyes as she struggles to make the sign of destruction
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the little mage girl looks really cute with both of her dainty little wrists pinned above her head in one of my hands. i especially like those furious helpless tears beading at the corners of her eyes as she struggles to make the sign of destruction
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Peach's gloves are unbelievably soft.
💖ty patrons for making my Daisy fixation sustainable😌💕
www.patreon.com/wintonkidd
💖ty patrons for making my Daisy fixation sustainable😌💕
www.patreon.com/wintonkidd
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Peach's gloves are unbelievably soft.
💖ty patrons for making my Daisy fixation sustainable😌💕
www.patreon.com/wintonkidd
💖ty patrons for making my Daisy fixation sustainable😌💕
www.patreon.com/wintonkidd
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wow this movie really IS insanely transgender
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
wow this movie really IS insanely transgender