Nixon Center for Crooked Governance
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The Nixon Center for Crooked Governance works tirelessly to promote undemocratic dialogue, polarization, civic disengagement, & Sino-US relations. Building upon Nixon's legacy of corruption and disclosure, we are the ONLY publicly crooked think tank in DC.
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What starts the process are the laughs and slights when you are a kid. But if you are reasonably intelligent and if your anger is deep enough and strong enough, you can learn that you can change those attitudes by excellence, personal gut performance, while those with it all sit on their fat butts.
Nixon, a decade after resigning:
what a fuckin baby.
Publishers and corporations can be exploitative, absolutely; IP law is objectionable on several fundamental grounds, fully agree; a system of universal basic income would be better for artists, I'm on board - but until those changes are in place we're talking about stealing
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
what a fuckin baby.
one must imagine sisphyus with a rock hard 10 inch cock
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
one must imagine sisphyus with a rock hard 10 inch cock
Hi, I'm gay director Paul Thomas Anderson and this is my new film "One Butthole After Another"
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hi, I'm gay director Paul Thomas Anderson and this is my new film "One Butthole After Another"
u ever think "my life can't possibly go on like this" and then it just does
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
u ever think "my life can't possibly go on like this" and then it just does
dont blame me i voted for juan guaido
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
dont blame me i voted for juan guaido
one bionicle after another
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
one bionicle after another
I wanna be the spicy white zohran mamdani
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I wanna be the spicy white zohran mamdani
i have a friend like this and he eats out of the trash and tinkers with machines all day. this is your daily reminder that you do, in fact, have free will.
I mean, he is the paradigm of elite. Were both of your parents Ivy League professors? Did two (2) of your uncles win economics Nobel Prizes? Were you president of Harvard? Were you secretary of the treasury?
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i have a friend like this and he eats out of the trash and tinkers with machines all day. this is your daily reminder that you do, in fact, have free will.
charlie kirk didnt kill himself
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
charlie kirk didnt kill himself
fuckin idiot mike rugnetta thinks he can just block for exposing him as a fake frankenfan. mister rugnetta, you have created a monster of a take. me and my village people are going to come and destroy it
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
fuckin idiot mike rugnetta thinks he can just block for exposing him as a fake frankenfan. mister rugnetta, you have created a monster of a take. me and my village people are going to come and destroy it
this fucking idiot thinks that a frankenstein film should have color. can you believe that? like have you seen any frankenstein movie, let alone read the book? fake frankenfan here, for sure
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
this fucking idiot thinks that a frankenstein film should have color. can you believe that? like have you seen any frankenstein movie, let alone read the book? fake frankenfan here, for sure
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I said LinkedIn freak, seven days a week
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I said LinkedIn freak, seven days a week
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
Connected and pushy, make that job offer streak
Penny for your thoughts? Do you know what a pun is?
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Penny for your thoughts? Do you know what a pun is?
I'm looking for seed funding for my black hebrew israelite version of the matrix
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm looking for seed funding for my black hebrew israelite version of the matrix
incel cypher from the matrix:
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
incel cypher from the matrix:
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
i've been swiping so long I dont even see the girls.
all I see is daddy issues, ghoster, dog-mom.
you know,
i know what your thinkin
cause right now im thinkin the same thing.
actually, i been thinkin it ever since i got here.
'why oh why didnt i take the blackpill'
you know that mary todd lincoln had crazy pussy
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
you know that mary todd lincoln had crazy pussy
Americans will keep pushing their people West until they fall into the ocean.
the oregon trail just keeps happening over and over
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Americans will keep pushing their people West until they fall into the ocean.
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"The difference between Trump’s era and those before it is not the presence of corruption, but its visibility and the nation’s collective incapacity to feel scandalised by it."
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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my pickup line involving a dead baby is NOT doing numbers
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my pickup line involving a dead baby is NOT doing numbers
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President Nixon significantly expanded the federal food assistance program, making it truly nationwide by 1973 and increasing participation fivefold 1969-74. While he fell short of his pledge to end hunger in America, he maintains that hunger is a barrier to prosperity and peace.
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
President Nixon significantly expanded the federal food assistance program, making it truly nationwide by 1973 and increasing participation fivefold 1969-74. While he fell short of his pledge to end hunger in America, he maintains that hunger is a barrier to prosperity and peace.
i can't relate to either of these guys. no problems here.
....and men with rapid ejaculation report more anxiety. Chinese studies often point to genetics for RE, while DE has been more difficult to pinpoint #Urology #HumanSexuality #Medsky
Men with delayed ejaculation report lower sexual satisfaction and more depressive symptoms
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i can't relate to either of these guys. no problems here.
the NYC mayor race has a lot of sopranos season-arc villains. Curtis Sliwa is very Phil Leotardo. Mario Cuomo is a little bit of uncle jun and little carmine. Brad lander is councilor zellman. mamdani is furio i guess?
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the NYC mayor race has a lot of sopranos season-arc villains. Curtis Sliwa is very Phil Leotardo. Mario Cuomo is a little bit of uncle jun and little carmine. Brad lander is councilor zellman. mamdani is furio i guess?
all chemists are technically substance abusers
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
all chemists are technically substance abusers