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The Crimson Goose
@crimsongoose.bsky.social
Former marketing manager, now I build things. Woodworking, baking, photography, board games.

Capitalism is the bad guy.
They named the one true man in the entire show Truman
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The Rolling Scones
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

The White Strifes
Ruin a band by changing one letter:

Geezer
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This one?
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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it's dope how we all know someone is going to kill at least a daycare worker and probably some kids soon but we have to just sit back and wait for it to happen because the venal sclerotic dipshits who are ostensibly the good, reasonable, compassionate ones just don't actually care, at all
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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YOUR NOT LAZY - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey @vicmmic.bsky.social please find it in your bird heart to help @birdsoftheworld.bsky.social get their follower count up!
Hi! We have 1 wish for Christmas! That in '26 we reach 100,000 followers on @bsky.app Please help us by RTing your endorsement!

Follow us! Birds of the World is a groundbreaking resource where you can find deep ornithological content on birds, stunning multimedia, and range maps for every bird!
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bardot not Bordeaux,
Beauty was only skin deep,
Reverse butterfly
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My wife is so god damned hot. I try to tell her that often, but I realized that it’s usually just her who hears it. And while I know my audience here is tiny, I still want to shout it from the rooftops. I love you so much!
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The real debate is who has the second-best Creep song, and I think it’s actually pretty close between TLC and STP.
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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FUCK EMM - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hi! We have 1 wish for Christmas! That in '26 we reach 100,000 followers on @bsky.app Please help us by RTing your endorsement!

Follow us! Birds of the World is a groundbreaking resource where you can find deep ornithological content on birds, stunning multimedia, and range maps for every bird!
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m sorry I’m sorry, it’s been too cold to smoke the last week and this shit hittin hard
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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SHARE IF SAME - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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If you don’t have a corkscrew handy, just give the bottle a quick shot to the neck
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Better luck next year, @el-p.bsky.social !
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hey @samreich.bsky.social , imagine if @dropout.tv had a late night show…

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Some late night jokes for the show I’ll never host
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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DEEP DIVE MY ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM