Crime fella
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I sure do love tokusatsu
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Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-

Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it

Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it

Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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I kept taking their surveys, telling them I wouldn't buy CrossWorlds at full price if they didn't give me best boy, and they just didn't listen.

I can't say I'm surprised.
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Last year, I successfully crowdfunded my new, original, all-ages, adventure comic series -- ENDLESS FANTASIA! It follows the adventures of Jack and Jill, as they travel across a world of reimagined fairytales and fight Wolf demons! Lots of Sonic and Kingdom Hearts vibes! It drops later this year!
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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here's some alternatives to adobe animate! Put all adobe ceos in a submarine under an ocean of blood. weld the door shut. block out all the windows. they can't see anything but there is something on the submarine that is destroying everything and is actively hunting from them
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Me: So...thoughts?

Caveman: Baja Blast, was it? It is sweet but me can handle it.

Me, annoyed: Well, what about this? -points at my pierced ears- Bet you haven't seen these before!

Caveman: Reminds me of Grug. He has arrow in nose

Grug: Honesty it didn't even hurt lol
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Normally I'd make some thoughtful post about the problem people, and especially English Games Media has talking about Japanese media wrt what is intentional/weird.

But my edible hit causing me to create a fake media guy who yells "Da Wacky Jappies Make Me Laughie" in a cartoon voice help me.
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Resident Evil Requiem, aside from being packed with action and fear, is now also funny, something the series has never (at least intentionally) achieved before.

Our final preview: https://t.co/o4zM6qIlvf
February 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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In hindsight its crazy as hell how much people tried to make hunter biden loving cocaine and strippers a big controversy while everyone else in the government is straight up eating people
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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'CoD has microtransactions because of jeffrey epstein' alright imma head out
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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the only 'skip x part' thing I kinda understand is skipping the first part of baki
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Rockstar Employee: Man boss, thanks for taking over designing the layout for our version of Little St. James. How did you make it feel so real?

Sam Houser: oh you know
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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When she heard they had slaves
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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[said wokely, but it's unclear how specifically] I think all girls are monster girls
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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me dropping a male Mii onto my island that only goes after femme presenting non-binary Miis
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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this is the apotheosis of individualist, consumerist philosophy. The only legitimate activities available to the free citizen are 1) purchase product, 2) leave negative review. All conceptions of freedom and its limitations are based on that.
Joe Rogan is so stupid he thinks it’s a gotcha that Minnesota protests are “coordinated” and that some activists message each other on Signal
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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I wasn't sure Highguard was gonna do well as a competitive online shooter but then I got called a slur on Day 2 for not playing good enough and now I know it's gonna do just fine.
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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We did it!
comcept shuts down

comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
comcept shuts down
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
www.gematsu.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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The GOP is in fact the party of divorced middle aged men whose blue haired daughters hate them
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Once I seen that Amazing Race application video with her ex pro baseball player boyfriend you could tell her only goal in life was to be famous and I think Charlie was on that same tip. Really pulled back the curtain on that enterprise.
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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notwithstanding that the guy sucked and deserved exactly this wife this is legitimately a little chilling lol
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Well all the clones didn’t work, may as well go back to formula
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM