CrimeDad
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Dad, husband, mechanical engineer, aspiring usurper.
Twitter: @fathermcgruder
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Twitter: @fathermcgruder
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Pixelfed: @[email protected]
XMPP: [email protected]
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They should double check that it’s actually Dilbert’s body before they start digging the grave, he’s known to use sockpuppets and aliases
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
They should double check that it’s actually Dilbert’s body before they start digging the grave, he’s known to use sockpuppets and aliases
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perhaps the culture of ICE could be "changed from within" through a Teach for America style program that places enthusiastic young liberal arts students in 2-year gigs with the agency. radicals have pushed "a few bad apples spoiling the bunch" too hard—they never discuss the effects of "good apples"
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
perhaps the culture of ICE could be "changed from within" through a Teach for America style program that places enthusiastic young liberal arts students in 2-year gigs with the agency. radicals have pushed "a few bad apples spoiling the bunch" too hard—they never discuss the effects of "good apples"
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January 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Is he going to be the new Dr. Fauci now or something?
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Is he going to be the new Dr. Fauci now or something?
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“no rapping tonight”
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
“no rapping tonight”
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
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Please bridge your accounts, everyone! https://fed.brid.gy/docs @bsky.brid.gy
Bridgy Fed
Bridgy Fed is a bridge between decentralized social networks like the fediverse, Bluesky, and web sites and blogs.
fed.brid.gy
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Please bridge your accounts, everyone! https://fed.brid.gy/docs @bsky.brid.gy
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I have 8 minutes before my wife comes home to become normal
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I have 8 minutes before my wife comes home to become normal
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Every day I log on and educate you people at great personal expense
July 20, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Every day I log on and educate you people at great personal expense
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I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
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i would sacrifice every ice officer to save the life of one tren de aragua member
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i would sacrifice every ice officer to save the life of one tren de aragua member
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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I know shits fucked right now but I just spent an hour with this incredibly innocent guy and wanted to report back.
No gopher murder in next post. 🪶
No gopher murder in next post. 🪶
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I know shits fucked right now but I just spent an hour with this incredibly innocent guy and wanted to report back.
No gopher murder in next post. 🪶
No gopher murder in next post. 🪶
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
I was fooled: mastodon.social/@caseynewton...
Cutting back on meal delivery is probably a good idea regardless.
Cutting back on meal delivery is probably a good idea regardless.
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I was fooled: mastodon.social/@caseynewton...
Cutting back on meal delivery is probably a good idea regardless.
Cutting back on meal delivery is probably a good idea regardless.
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there's a BIRD in the PARK
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
there's a BIRD in the PARK
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#DadHack: the cap on Heinz's squeeze bottle of ketchup, which features a convenient valve for less-mess dispensing, also fits on the larger, more cost effective bottle, which lacks the valve. As long as I save the better cap, I no longer have to pay a […]
[Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
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January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
#DadHack: the cap on Heinz's squeeze bottle of ketchup, which features a convenient valve for less-mess dispensing, also fits on the larger, more cost effective bottle, which lacks the valve. As long as I save the better cap, I no longer have to pay a […]
[Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
[Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
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I’ve just had a sudden insight into the human condition: it’s bad
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I’ve just had a sudden insight into the human condition: it’s bad
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “