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Carl Gibson 🍉
@crgibs.bsky.social
Senior editor at AlterNet. Licensed flood insurance adjuster (FCN# 0070009711). Nichiren Buddhist, funky drummer, Kentucky bourbon and Kentucky basketball. He/him
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Refs are moving heaven and earth to keep Alabama's offense on the field no matter what
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Using The Dumbass Machine to do your thinking for you is like taking a forklift to the gym. The point isn't to lift the weights, it's to develop your muscles. So glad I graduated college in 2009
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Average folks kettled ICE
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.

NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My swears all seem to have something in common
@crgibs.bsky.social has swears! They've used 169 profanities in their last 2,415 posts.

🥇 "shit" (36 times)
🥈 "ass" (18 times)
🥉 "fart" (12 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant how much have I sworn on here
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm personally in favor of eliminating presidential pardons entirely at this point
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Time travel is so cheap now. You can just go back 3 years to see the shock on people's faces when you tell them that the Chicago Bears are the best team in the NFC
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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NEW: On the same day President Trump called for a total shutdown of immigration from “third world countries,” Pope Leo XIV — the first American pope — declared that welcoming migrants is not optional for Christians.
Pope Leo Defends Migrants in Istanbul as Trump-Vance Call for Total Immigration Shutdown
The first American pope uses his first overseas trip to defend migrants — even as MAGA pushes for a total shutdown of migration back home.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.

She didn't want to deploy to D.C.

"She hated it. She cried about it."

But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.

May she rest in peace.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
National Guard member killed in D.C. shooting remembered for 'heart of gold'
The slain soldier’s former boyfriend recalled her empathy and generosity. “She doesn’t even have to know you and she’ll do anything for you,” he said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Babysitting my parents' cat while they're out of town. He doesn't mind me topping off his food and cleaning his litter box but it is *absolutely mandatory* that he gets chin scritches
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sarah Beckstrom is his Reichstag Fire
dire: “U.S. President Donald Trump on Thursday announced sweeping plans to tighten immigration rules, including a suspension on migration from “Third World Countries” and cancellation of all federal benefits and subsidies to “noncitizens” in the country.” www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/t...
Trump says U.S. to 'permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries’ after DC shooting
The president said he would also terminate "millions" of admissions under his predecessor Joe Biden and remove "anyone who is not a net asset" to the U.S.
www.cnbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This is an admission that their goal is explicit ethnic cleansing of America and genocide, and it should be seen as a direct threat to millions of American lives and billions of lives worldwide.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Who Dey mfers
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Bengals defense is cooking Lamar(?!?!?)
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Had to work tonight but my gf's sister brought me a to-go plate from their dinner and it smells incredible
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The National Guard has spent the vast bulk of their time picking up trash and walking around. There is absolutely no reason Sarah Beckstrom should have been in Washington DC the day before Thanksgiving instead of at home in West Virginia with her family. She died so Trump could look like a Tough Guy
I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
As a Bengals fan I am cautiously optimistic about Joe Burrow being back on the field. But I'm prepared to put Planes Trains & Automobiles on if this gets ugly
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
DMX
Andrew Bird
Erykah Badu
Public Enemy
George Clinton/Parliament
Wu
Nas
Chief Keef
Em
(ahem) Taylor
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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“Network” premieres today in ‘76

“.. we thought we were making a satire,” said Lumet. “But the extraordinary and frightening thing is how quickly it stopped being satire .. When the truth becomes entertainment, when rage becomes a commodity, the culture begins to eat itself.”

@ditzkoff.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I have Mahomes as my fantasy QB and Pickens as my fantasy WR, and my opponent has the Chiefs' defense. So ideally this is a shootout with the Cowboys getting the dub. I'm gonna hope for 45-41 Dallas
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When I ran my own company between 2015-2017 I worked 14 hours a day, 7 days a week. I made bank but was miserable and never got to actually enjoy life. Now I make a fraction of that but I actually get to cook dinner with my lady, walk in the park, go to the gym, and have a life. And I'm much happier
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Mega Man 2 has one of the all time best video game soundtracks ever and I will die on this hill
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"Was the Trump rally in Butler PA an inside job? Do I have inside knowledge that has never previously been revealed? Subscribe to my Substack to find out in next week's installment!"

- "journalist" Ryan Lizza
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM