That's what happens when you don't run out of bounds

That's so fcked it might work lol

Was gonna post this with the text "please give today so my face can get even weirder and my voice can get even deeper" but it seemed too mean lol

Imagine paying full price for a college course created entirely by The Dumbass Machine

Definitely on the bucket list!

Rooting for A&M simply because I would rather not have another Georgia/Alabama SEC championship

"Do you like puppy kitten rainbow capitalism or devil torture murder socialism"

Def one of the all time best combos, would pay an obscene amount of money to ride a train through the mountains with a few good books

We ran em off after that last Lamar INT! As a Kentucky fan I root against Louisville alumni so seeing Lamar lay an egg was also great