Alexander Steffanus
@creativegadz.bsky.social
Tabletop game enthusiast,
Acolyte of the Locked Tomb,
LGBTQ+ and radical humanist friendly
Acolyte of the Locked Tomb,
LGBTQ+ and radical humanist friendly
I think that, perhaps, all conspiracy theories are initiated as a means of protecting small minds from needing to expand.
September 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think that, perhaps, all conspiracy theories are initiated as a means of protecting small minds from needing to expand.
Cardinal sin at the bar:
Sit, do not stand, if you are not trying to get a bartender's attention. Standing is for walk-ups who want to grab a drink and take off. If you keep standing there it makes us twitchy
#bartending #barlife #drinks #happyhour
Sit, do not stand, if you are not trying to get a bartender's attention. Standing is for walk-ups who want to grab a drink and take off. If you keep standing there it makes us twitchy
#bartending #barlife #drinks #happyhour
July 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Cardinal sin at the bar:
Sit, do not stand, if you are not trying to get a bartender's attention. Standing is for walk-ups who want to grab a drink and take off. If you keep standing there it makes us twitchy
#bartending #barlife #drinks #happyhour
Sit, do not stand, if you are not trying to get a bartender's attention. Standing is for walk-ups who want to grab a drink and take off. If you keep standing there it makes us twitchy
#bartending #barlife #drinks #happyhour
Nifty video highlighting the many failed predictions (all swept under the rug) of the #GoWokeGoBroke belief. #Antiwoke
youtu.be/5MXWl6BLJaU?...
youtu.be/5MXWl6BLJaU?...
Nerdrotic and "pattern recognition"
YouTube video by Edgier Than Thou
youtu.be
June 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nifty video highlighting the many failed predictions (all swept under the rug) of the #GoWokeGoBroke belief. #Antiwoke
youtu.be/5MXWl6BLJaU?...
youtu.be/5MXWl6BLJaU?...
OK, I've got my #Muppets fancast of #LOTR. Tell me what you think. It is newly revised based on previous suggestions
@rona-n.bsky.social @dreadedkitty.bsky.social
@rona-n.bsky.social @dreadedkitty.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
OK, I've got my #Muppets fancast of #LOTR. Tell me what you think. It is newly revised based on previous suggestions
@rona-n.bsky.social @dreadedkitty.bsky.social
@rona-n.bsky.social @dreadedkitty.bsky.social
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
LOUISVILLE, KY—Expressing a mix of frustration and stunned disbelief at the woman’s lack of enthusiasm, local man Ron Broder told reporters Wednesday that the escort whose services he had solicited fo...
theonion.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
May 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We should come up with star signs but for the brand of autistic you wear. My spectrum sign is: Robot. As in, I have been likened to a robot more than once.
Robots are literal when following direction, don't like eye contact or "real" emotions, and treat socializing like an acting performance.
Robots are literal when following direction, don't like eye contact or "real" emotions, and treat socializing like an acting performance.
March 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
We should come up with star signs but for the brand of autistic you wear. My spectrum sign is: Robot. As in, I have been likened to a robot more than once.
Robots are literal when following direction, don't like eye contact or "real" emotions, and treat socializing like an acting performance.
Robots are literal when following direction, don't like eye contact or "real" emotions, and treat socializing like an acting performance.
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For the US
February 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For the US
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Good night you princes of darkness, you kings of carrot flowers
February 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Good night you princes of darkness, you kings of carrot flowers
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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
Reposted by Alexander Steffanus
Reposted by Alexander Steffanus
Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
theonion.com/archaeo...
theonion.com/archaeo...
February 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
theonion.com/archaeo...
theonion.com/archaeo...
Reposted by Alexander Steffanus
Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
February 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
February 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@rona-n.bsky.social You do you watch Severance? Mel just mentioned that she thought it's a show you might watch or talk about, so, yeah. Do you?
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
@rona-n.bsky.social You do you watch Severance? Mel just mentioned that she thought it's a show you might watch or talk about, so, yeah. Do you?
February 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Reposted by Alexander Steffanus
