Lindsay
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Big thoughts, big dreams, and a big brown Mercedes sedan - she/her
Is anything more miscellaneous than dinners before Thanksgiving in the US? We ended up making late night egg rolls and potstickers because that's what we had in the freezer
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is anything more miscellaneous than dinners before Thanksgiving in the US? We ended up making late night egg rolls and potstickers because that's what we had in the freezer
Currently commiserating with my godfather about my insufferable uncle and prissy aunt and how we're both glad we don't have to spend Thanksgiving with them (sorry, mom)
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Currently commiserating with my godfather about my insufferable uncle and prissy aunt and how we're both glad we don't have to spend Thanksgiving with them (sorry, mom)
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🎵🎶pass the cranberry sauce🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
🎵🎶pass the cranberry sauce🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
🎵🎶we're having marijuana🎶🎵
I'm on PTO through Thanksgiving and I'm getting so holiday focused. Planning to get decorations out of the attic. Gonna do it to it
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm on PTO through Thanksgiving and I'm getting so holiday focused. Planning to get decorations out of the attic. Gonna do it to it
Just found out husband has never seen The Neverending Story
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just found out husband has never seen The Neverending Story
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
He worked at a Blockbuster. I am SHOCKED
Lulu is allowed to come outside at the end of the night because the patio is clean
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lulu is allowed to come outside at the end of the night because the patio is clean
My family always made ham rolls (country ham sliced and put on parker house rolls) but country ham is hard to find unless you order one for $100 and it's SO MUCH SALTY HAM
Virginia peeps, is there a regional favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Have a young guest coming for turkey day who is from VA.
Have a young guest coming for turkey day who is from VA.
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My family always made ham rolls (country ham sliced and put on parker house rolls) but country ham is hard to find unless you order one for $100 and it's SO MUCH SALTY HAM
We haven't made ice cream in a hot second so tonight we made chocolate ice cream base (which has to sit overnight) and I'm sneezing out cocoa powder.
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We haven't made ice cream in a hot second so tonight we made chocolate ice cream base (which has to sit overnight) and I'm sneezing out cocoa powder.
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
Taking recommendations for mix-ins, we do still have some leftover Halloween candy
Finally FINALLY convinced husband that the only way to go with Thanksgiving dessert is a homemade pumpkin pie
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Finally FINALLY convinced husband that the only way to go with Thanksgiving dessert is a homemade pumpkin pie
We'd be doing it this year but we don't have enough guests (who fries just ONE turkey) and also that oil is EXPENSIVE
Alright. I'm gonna say it. You should deep fry a turkey.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We'd be doing it this year but we don't have enough guests (who fries just ONE turkey) and also that oil is EXPENSIVE
It's way too chilly down here in the tropics so we made a big pot of cheeseburger soup
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's way too chilly down here in the tropics so we made a big pot of cheeseburger soup
Am making a chicken casserole for dinner, recipe courtesy of my mother-in-law, that is very vague. Now I'm a southern cook and I'm down for "just a pinch" recipes but husband is super excited for this casserole from his childhood and i just hope i don't fuck it up
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Am making a chicken casserole for dinner, recipe courtesy of my mother-in-law, that is very vague. Now I'm a southern cook and I'm down for "just a pinch" recipes but husband is super excited for this casserole from his childhood and i just hope i don't fuck it up
The dolphins tree brought good luck today
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The dolphins tree brought good luck today
Went into the office for a full day today
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Went into the office for a full day today
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
and there was a lot of food and socializing. Now i am SO TIRED
I bought churus to see how fast my cats would eat them. Turns out Lulu is a champ at wolfing them down and Charlie is the slowest ever.
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I bought churus to see how fast my cats would eat them. Turns out Lulu is a champ at wolfing them down and Charlie is the slowest ever.
Nope, my two cats are both demons. One is a princess who's a stone cold killer, the other is a hyper monster who chomps me if i pet him wrong (but still wants to snuggle with me)
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nope, my two cats are both demons. One is a princess who's a stone cold killer, the other is a hyper monster who chomps me if i pet him wrong (but still wants to snuggle with me)
Charlie is being a gargoyle
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Charlie is being a gargoyle
We found Bram Stoker's Dracula on TV which husband loves and I've never seen. This is some weird ass shit. Why does Gary Oldman look like a grandma
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We found Bram Stoker's Dracula on TV which husband loves and I've never seen. This is some weird ass shit. Why does Gary Oldman look like a grandma
It's dark now, time to go to bed
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's dark now, time to go to bed
Why do i like baseball now
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Why do i like baseball now
How many pitchers do the Dodgers have? Like, 12?
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How many pitchers do the Dodgers have? Like, 12?
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Grind
100 Grind
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Butlerfinger
Butlerfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Kit Bat
Kit Bat
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Grind
100 Grind
I admit my favorite part of the baseball game is when they show the famous people in the stands. Y'all just showed up for a beer and a hot dog and a nice game
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I admit my favorite part of the baseball game is when they show the famous people in the stands. Y'all just showed up for a beer and a hot dog and a nice game
Wait, two home runs at the beginning of the game? This pitcher is pretty bad
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wait, two home runs at the beginning of the game? This pitcher is pretty bad
Ok we put game 5 of the world series on TV to watch again tonight. So these guys just play every day, huh. Seems tiring but go get it i guess
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ok we put game 5 of the world series on TV to watch again tonight. So these guys just play every day, huh. Seems tiring but go get it i guess